Title Generator

[Pieh]

Come forth, be ye Strolenite or Citadelian, and be given a Title of Great Power and Semi-Poetic Alliteration by yours truly, The Mighty Pieh.

Maggot and a few others seem to like my knack for alliteration. So post a reply in this thread to recieve YOUR OWN CUSTOM TITLE!

Some Examples (Freebies to those whose names I used):

CaptainPenguin: The Crazy Captain of the Crusades of Cthulhu and Crafty Creator of the Crown of Chaos!

Maggot: Masterful Malign Mercenenary of Maddening Murderous Magics and Maker of Monsters Most Malicious!

MoonHunter: The Man of Many Masterpieces Made from the Mud of More Mortal Men than the Mighty Moon could Move to Madness.

Ria Hawk: A Refreshing Rebel with the Right to Rock your Random Redundancy into Recession.

And.. Final Example, Pieh: The Powerful Piper of Pain who Prances Prettily for the Penniless Praise of Poor Peasants and the Poison Pineapple of Petty People Poking him for their Pure Pointless Pleasure.

(Sorry if you didn't want your name used, I will remove it them if you ask.)

Anyway, Come forth and be doubly dubiously dubbed with a dashing (yet daunting and a little disturbing) dance! Hurrah!

[Drackler]

Whee, alliteration!

Oh, that thou would dub me, as well!

[Pieh]

Drackler: A Devious Denizen of the Dragon Dunes and Duke of the Darkest Depths of Deep Dramatic Death.

The Dire Dragon who Dove into the Depths of Dagon's Dangerous Delves for a Dip in the Dried Drool of Demonic Darkness.

Destroyer of the Devil's Devices and Doomsayer to all the Damsels in Distress who Deny his Dark Desires.

[Pieh]

He may not have asked for it... yet... but I can't resist taking a shot at the Boss Man. Strolen, this bud's for you (on the 20th I will actually be able to purchase said beverage).

He is... Strolen: Our Saucy Sultan of Sweet Submissions and Serious Statements that need to be Stated for the Survival of the Citadel.

The Superb Stomper of Stupid Spam who is Sensical enough to Subscribe to Some Schools of Sanity.

A Swell Supreme Statue of Sentimental Semblance to Setting Sites on a Serious, if Scattered, Sect of Set in Solid Stone Soothsayings and Smiles.

You're a good man, Strolen. Keep up the good work, and let me know if you ever need any more alliteration. Just give me a letter and theme, anytime/anyplace.

[Strolen]

That is a wild ride.

Your witty words of wisdom warm my working heart with wishes of wellness for all that write words that are written.

[Drackler]

I'm afraid, Strolen, that your alliterative powers have a long way to go before they match Pieh's.

[Strolen]

My oh mi mo more mas men ma mey.

[Murometz]

I'll probably regret this, but...

knight me!

[Pieh]

Murometz: A Most Manic Man with a Multitude of Madcap Masterpieces Magically Mummified under a Mattress of Marvelous Marble.

Many Mighty Men Might have Moved Me a Mile but Many More May not Move Murometz a Millimeter.

The Master Maker of Mumbling Monkeys Measures for Many Meals Marked by Madness.

Am I losing my touch?

[Drackler]

Perish the thought. Your alliterative powers are as great as ever!

[Shadoweagle]

Subject me to a Suitable Signature which Significantly Substantiates Shadoweagles' Spirit.

Make Me a Moniker of Merit which Mentions My Many Melodramatic Mannerisms and Meandering Musings.

Please, Pieh - Ponder up a Piece of Praiseworthy Prose to Precisely Pinpoint my Personality. Pointless, Perhaps,  though Peculiarly Pleasant.

Mmmm... Pie.

[Kinslayer]

Me like pie. 

(And also alliteration.  Any acceptable alteration always angles and aims for awesome.  Admittedly an alphabetic affect again assumes assonance as an allowable alliteration alternative.) 

[Pieh]

Shadoweagle:

...like a Silenced Siren's Shadow he Slipped Suspiciously into the Citadel, Seeking Something to Sustain a Secret Submission most Suspectable. Someone once Said, "Shh, Shadowed Survivor," then Sped at Surprising Speeds into a Steaming Summer Storm. Seemingly Some Citadelian  Should Seal their Speak-hole.

Kinslayer: (Note: I alwys like your name, it reminded me of the Sword of Kith-Kanan [I think that was the name] from the Dragonlance series. Anyway...)

Did he really Kill his Kin? Was this Crazy to Contemplate? Could a Killer be Creeping about the Keep? Can Children safely Challenge eachother to Championships of Chess, when there is a Killer Capering about? 'Course! For this Crazed Killer is Cheery and Comes with Candy!

[Maggot]

Pieh, you should do them for all the most iconic members of the Citadel. Push your amazing talent to its furthest boundaries!

[Kinslayer]

Kinslayer: (Note: I alwys like your name

Thank you.  I'll be sure to tell my grandfather whenever I next see him.

Mmm... candy...