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Offline England9702

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Hello
« on: February 20, 2008, 07:51:04 AM »

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Just thought I say hello. Not sure what else to say. If you want to know anything about me- ask, as I have nothing to hide!

Larry

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Re: Hello
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2008, 05:45:46 PM »
Hey England, glad you introduced yourself. I just have a couple questions if you don't mind.

Where do you live?
Where do you bank?
What days are you away from the house and nobody else is there?
Do you have nosey neighbors?
What is your bank account number?
What kind of locks do you have on your house?
Do you lock your windows when you leave?
Is your bank pin number easy to remember? Prove it, what is it?
What is the response time of police in your area?
Is your bank insured?

These are just common questions we ask new members. Nothing too personal but we would like to get to know you.

Welcome to the site!!!

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Re: Hello
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2008, 03:44:15 AM »
I have millions of dollars in assets. I'm a very wealthy man. I just think at this juncture it would be equitable if we tied the bike pig to the rope and called it good, alright? Because I have no centipedes here and I didn't order any.
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Re: Hello
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2008, 10:07:26 AM »
Over the hills and far away,
Teletubbies come to play!

One, one
Two, two
Three, three
Four, four
Five, fiiiiveee

Teletubbies!

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Re: Hello
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2008, 12:32:18 PM »
As you can see, the Strolenites are a practical-minded bunch, level-headed and not much given to piracy or cannibalism.

Although I'm not certain about the cannibalism.
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Re: Hello
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2008, 05:47:34 PM »
Eating lead balls that get shot out of a cannon doesn't even make sense!

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Re: Hello
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2008, 01:48:53 PM »
THIS WEBSITE IS SO EXTREME THAT CONTRIBUTING TO IT IS LIKE SHAVING YOUR CHEST WITH  A LAWNMOWER!
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Re: Hello
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2008, 03:16:13 PM »
That is better than a cheese grater, at least you can adjust the lawnmowers mowing height.

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Re: Hello
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2008, 08:14:02 PM »
PI!!!!!! Pi is God.

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Re: Hello
« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2008, 12:49:22 PM »
I just read this welcoming thread, and I must say, I hope we didnt scare England off!   :lol:

Umm, Welcome, England9702!

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