Oh my, I have the Blues too. So sad, I feel like collapsing. Tired, Frustrated, Moody.
Why have all the moonless nights spent watching ape fights gone from my life? Why does Vista hate me so much?
Where must I eat less? Sure, I *might* die in 20 years, but I would die happy! Now I diet.
I give up! *Slowly stands, then makes his way to the kitchen*