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How Dirty Gamers Get Clean!
« on: February 22, 2008, 07:39:02 PM »
http://www.seankreynolds.com/soapsbywillow/index.html

I first stumbled upon this remarkable product in one of my numerous Dragon Magazines, today I actually visted the site thought I would share. (This link may offend the Dwarf or Orc in your party who don't believe in such things)
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Re: How Dirty Gamers Get Clean!
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2008, 03:11:28 PM »
Oh, that is quality. At some conventions (especially ones that are in more enclosed spaces with limited air-flow) this would almost be worth giving away...
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Re: How Dirty Gamers Get Clean!
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2008, 02:12:56 PM »
But would certain con-goers even reconize the fell purpose of this man-tool?
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Re: How Dirty Gamers Get Clean!
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2008, 12:49:18 PM »
How about some hand-made dice soap for Steampunk Quest winners? Just a thought.
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Triumph of the Dungeon Master!

Ah, how I have come to love that sense of accomplishment and victory that I get when I pull the wool over the eyes of a clever player character. What DM Triumphs have you had?

Some of mine:
1. Finally killing an incredibly powerful, lucky, annoying player's character.
2. Finally achieving a TPK (Total Party Kill)
3. Finally achieving a TPK using only traps
4. Finally working out how to make it so that d**n wizard doesn't steal the spotlight all the d**n time.

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Re: How Dirty Gamers Get Clean!
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2008, 10:32:13 PM »
A smashing idea! But i see on her site that she is unavailable until May of next year. Will that have any effect on the prize?


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Re: How Dirty Gamers Get Clean!
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2008, 10:33:40 PM »
Drats. Foiled by someone who actually read what it said there. I just looked at pretty soap.
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Triumph of the Dungeon Master!

Ah, how I have come to love that sense of accomplishment and victory that I get when I pull the wool over the eyes of a clever player character. What DM Triumphs have you had?

Some of mine:
1. Finally killing an incredibly powerful, lucky, annoying player's character.
2. Finally achieving a TPK (Total Party Kill)
3. Finally achieving a TPK using only traps
4. Finally working out how to make it so that d**n wizard doesn't steal the spotlight all the d**n time.

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Re: How Dirty Gamers Get Clean!
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2008, 11:58:13 PM »
d**n, now I feel like the party pooper!


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