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Offline strom

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« on: June 13, 2003, 03:47:44 AM »
Gliding on the mid-afternoon breeze, enters a tall figure wrapped in a long grey robe. With a few long strides he quickly reaches the bar and, with a well tattooed hand, stacks 5 gold coins in front of the bar tender, "Pour us all rounds of Grog, and when we're finished, pour some more. Me thinks we all could use a good drink." His hair extends past his waist and is like a rainbow of color: white, copper, and grey, with a hint of blonde. A rather large nose intercedes between a rift in his hair, and within appears to be a large grin and piercing eyes.
"I am Stromalan Gerthal, but my companions call me Strom. I am the keeper of the secrets of Kaelin' Dar." Pausing, he drinks down his  first pint and motions for another. "Vast is my knowledge. Yet, held down by oath, I cannot tell everything of what I know. Though, what I can speak of....buuuurrrrpp..will help you in your travels. That is, of course, if you ever dare to travel there."
Reaching into his hair he retrieves a pipe with which he begins smoking; as if it had been lit all the while. "I have been watching you for quite some time and have decided you to be a resourceful lot that could give useful information as well as I."
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« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2003, 09:04:40 AM »
Sweeet. A hair pipe. Got any pretzels in there?

Oh great keeper of the unknown, if your knowledge is so wide I beg of you, how do you spell relief and how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

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« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2003, 10:38:00 AM »
(3 licks strolen. all the commercials say so.)

A large, strong looking elf with nothing but a longbow strung across his back walks up, and adds 3 coins to the pile.
  "Sorry, but 5 isn't enough for this lot here! By the way, My name is Ferahgo. I wish to be the first to welcome you here!"
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« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2003, 11:14:58 AM »
A young mage walks in, her dark blue eyes darting back and forth. She spies the newcomer and runs up to him. She looks up at the newcomer, frowning slightly, as if she's assessing his worth. Several seconds pass and then young mage breaks out into a mischievous grin. "Greetings, friend. I am called Siren."
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« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2003, 01:01:44 PM »
"D'ARR! I didn't know that we had a bar in this Citadel!" Captain Penguin says, slopping grog from a frosty mug all over the floor.
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« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2003, 02:03:35 PM »
you didn't, and your one of the longest residences too! Shocking!
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« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2003, 08:11:45 PM »
"We have a bar, and did you notice the grocery store? I dont think anyone realized that we have more than Grog here. Welcome strom." A pretty young woman says, "I am Almatari, Shieldmaiden of this Citadel. How long have you been watching us and from where? I don't believe that even or master Elves noticed you. Never mind a mortal."
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« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2003, 09:54:56 PM »
just long enough to see captains grog. It looks like phlegm and he came runnin'
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« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2003, 11:05:58 PM »
Actually, for a while (Before the coming of you guys), there were such generous folk as Lady Wiccan Wolf and Kassil (He's not still around is he?). There was popcorn going around, and donuts, and all sorts of beverages. And Grimalkin was a chef. Too bad he's gone. He only made a few posts, though you gotta love that Khubla Khan's Herb.
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« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2003, 11:20:15 PM »
I remember, I had some of that popcorn. I might make some now!
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« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2003, 02:17:41 AM »
Well, first I must say that I prefer to spell relief: P O O P (aaaahhhh). Also, that I am glad to have finally shared a round, or three with the lot of you. As for where I am from, well . . . . . I think I need another drink.
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« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2003, 08:55:02 AM »
*Puts on a chef hat*
Well, I can cook! Er, you might not like half of it tho
*Takes hat off and pulls out a sheild*
I am off for the weekend. Cave trolls are taking over in the Lancecraft Mountains.
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« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2003, 10:57:05 AM »
Sorry I cannot join you Almatari, I will sit here and talk more with our new friend. So tell me Strom, how did you obtain such a vast knowledge?
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« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2003, 05:06:55 PM »
Hey! I know where you're from!

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« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2003, 05:56:40 PM »
A short, brown-haired woman wearing glasses wanders by.  "Greetings, friend.  I'm Ria Hawk.  It's always good to welcome a fellow scholar to the citadel."  She brushes her hair out of her face with ink-stained hands.  "Feel free to add anything to the Great Library of the citadel."
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« Reply #15 on: June 15, 2003, 12:37:40 AM »
we have a library?
*rushes off to find this place*
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