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Re: Text Adventure!
« Reply #25 on: January 31, 2008, 02:10:18 PM »
Throw unbroken orb into pixies mouth.
   
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Re: Text Adventure!
« Reply #26 on: January 31, 2008, 03:16:16 PM »
The orb lodges in the pixie's mouth, causing it to start choking and turn blue.

Suddenly, the pixie's wings fall off and the orb vanishes!

The pixie has become Giggly Smurf.
"I grab the sword!"
"Mmkay, you're dead."
"What!?"
"You just grabbed the sword of the god you were just personally responsible for banishing from the world for the next ten thousand years. You just got zapped by around a billion volts of Angry Divine Power. You're dead."

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Re: Text Adventure!
« Reply #27 on: February 01, 2008, 07:54:21 AM »
you jump back in surprise "what the hell is going on?"
'What goes up!! Must come down,"

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Re: Text Adventure!
« Reply #28 on: February 01, 2008, 01:46:44 PM »
Kick smurf.
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Re: Text Adventure!
« Reply #29 on: February 01, 2008, 06:59:21 PM »
Smurf goes flying like a football, giggling as it hurtles into the air, then exploding in a shower of flowers and weird mushrooms...
   
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Re: Text Adventure!
« Reply #30 on: February 01, 2008, 07:08:09 PM »
eat mushroom(s)
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Re: Text Adventure!
« Reply #31 on: February 01, 2008, 08:49:15 PM »
An odd sensation fills your being.  Slowly, the walls of the house seem to be closing in on you.  You notice your head is brushing against the ceiling.  Within a few minutes, you are far too large for the house, which falls apart from your growing frame.  You stop growing after gaining about twenty feet in height.

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Re: Text Adventure!
« Reply #32 on: February 02, 2008, 04:30:05 PM »
Examine mushroom.
"I grab the sword!"
"Mmkay, you're dead."
"What!?"
"You just grabbed the sword of the god you were just personally responsible for banishing from the world for the next ten thousand years. You just got zapped by around a billion volts of Angry Divine Power. You're dead."

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Re: Text Adventure!
« Reply #33 on: February 05, 2008, 08:07:14 PM »
Your hands are now too big to handle the mushrooms.
Odd music can be heard in the distance...
   
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Re: Text Adventure!
« Reply #34 on: February 05, 2008, 08:26:32 PM »
Listen music

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Re: Text Adventure!
« Reply #35 on: February 05, 2008, 10:01:05 PM »
Moonlight Sonata plays ever so softly.
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Re: Text Adventure!
« Reply #36 on: February 06, 2008, 01:03:21 AM »
Approach music
"I grab the sword!"
"Mmkay, you're dead."
"What!?"
"You just grabbed the sword of the god you were just personally responsible for banishing from the world for the next ten thousand years. You just got zapped by around a billion volts of Angry Divine Power. You're dead."

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Re: Text Adventure!
« Reply #37 on: February 06, 2008, 09:05:31 AM »
The music transforms into a Sonata Elemental. Its siren song enthralls you, rendering you unable to do anything.

Luckily you made your resistance vs. charm roll and after 5 seconds you break free of the spell.

In the distance you see the Sonata Elemental disappearing around a corner.
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Re: Text Adventure!
« Reply #38 on: February 06, 2008, 04:48:39 PM »
Pursue elemental
"I grab the sword!"
"Mmkay, you're dead."
"What!?"
"You just grabbed the sword of the god you were just personally responsible for banishing from the world for the next ten thousand years. You just got zapped by around a billion volts of Angry Divine Power. You're dead."

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Re: Text Adventure!
« Reply #39 on: April 13, 2008, 10:11:16 PM »
((Hope no one minds me trying to pick this backup, I think it's funny.))

You chase the Sonata Elemental untill you're exhausted and lost. The Elemental is nowhere to be seen. Wonders aloud, "Where am I?" and looks around...
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Re: Text Adventure!
« Reply #40 on: April 14, 2008, 09:33:13 AM »
All about you you see hundreds of odd stone statues of bizarre chimera in the midst of dancing.  Looking more closely at one, you see it blink.
   
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Re: Text Adventure!
« Reply #41 on: April 20, 2008, 10:24:24 AM »
i pick up a statue
How great my cause u ask? Why i fight for the greatest cause of all...coin and clevage.

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Re: Text Adventure!
« Reply #42 on: April 20, 2008, 04:54:19 PM »
It bites your thumb, you drop it and it shatters like an egg. You can even see some yolk. The eyes of the rest of the bizarre statues suddenly glow red. You feel like you are not wanted here. A mooing sound can be heard from the north.. the sun is setting in the south... the statues seem to be defending the east... and to the west is a vast golden desert... What do you do?
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Re: Text Adventure!
« Reply #43 on: April 20, 2008, 06:05:42 PM »
i smash the statues and head east also i decide to name myself skip
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Re: Text Adventure!
« Reply #44 on: June 15, 2008, 07:23:27 PM »
A Large Bird appears from atop a cliff to the East and is heading towards you, You realize you are standing in a Giant Bird's Nest and you have just smashed all it's Eggs. You also Realize that "Skip" is a stupid name and forget about it. Now what do you do?
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Re: Text Adventure!
« Reply #45 on: June 22, 2008, 11:29:21 PM »
Talk to bird.
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Re: Text Adventure!
« Reply #46 on: July 19, 2008, 10:16:32 AM »
The bird doesn't seem to be very interested in talking and proceeds to take a swipe at your head...


...luckily for you it missed.

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Re: Text Adventure!
« Reply #47 on: November 15, 2008, 12:19:33 PM »
kill bird.
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Re: Text Adventure!
« Reply #48 on: November 15, 2008, 02:05:52 PM »
You throw a mighty punch into the side of the birds head. It's eyes grow dull and it falls to the ground.

You see more large birds circling a mountain in the distance. The Bird has a note tied to its leg. What do you do now?
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Re: Text Adventure!
« Reply #49 on: November 15, 2008, 06:22:02 PM »
read note
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