Author Topic: Things that sound rude at Thanksgiving but are not  (Read 2168 times)

0 Members and 1 Lonely Barbarian are spying on this topic.

Offline Cheka Man

  • Strolenati
  • Grand Master
  • *
  • Posts: 712
  • Awards Plot Guild Article Guild Elite Article Guild Locations Guild Society Guild Item Guild
    • Awards
Things that sound rude at Thanksgiving but are not
« on: November 22, 2007, 01:50:19 PM »
Are you going to come again next time?

Are you ready for seconds yet?

Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

Don't play with your meat.

How long do I beat it before it's ready?

How long will it take after you stick it in?

How many are coming?

I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

If I don't unbuckle my pants, I'm going to burst!

It must be broken, 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out.

Reach in and grab the giblets.

It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

It's Cool Whip time!

Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest.

Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.

Just wait your turn. You'll get some!

Talk about a huge breast!

That's one terrific spread!

That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.

Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

You still have a little bit on your chin.

You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
« Last Edit: November 22, 2007, 01:51:52 PM by Cheka Man »