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Cthulhu For President
« on: November 10, 2007, 08:30:09 AM »
AG made me think of it and I love the different posters I have seen for it.

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Re: Cthulhu For President
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2007, 08:42:47 AM »
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Re: Cthulhu For President
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2007, 08:43:37 AM »
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Re: Cthulhu For President
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2007, 08:45:20 AM »
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Re: Cthulhu For President
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2007, 12:52:32 PM »
AWESOME! He's got my vote! (If i could vote in the us, that is.)
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Re: Cthulhu For President
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2007, 02:49:02 PM »
Oo  Prez
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Re: Cthulhu For President
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2007, 03:06:21 PM »
He'll devour our souls, but at least he is upfront about it!
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Re: Cthulhu For President
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2007, 11:11:22 PM »
Is he Democrat or Republican?
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Re: Cthulhu For President
« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2007, 05:16:05 AM »
Alas, neither. His party is new... The Mythos Party!
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Re: Cthulhu For President
« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2007, 01:40:56 PM »
But I heard he has a taste for both!
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Re: Cthulhu For President
« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2007, 02:44:41 AM »
Hmm, it's very had for any new-comer to break the dominance of the two party system. Even for a demon god. I'm not too confident about his chances of victory.  :(
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Re: Cthulhu For President
« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2007, 02:09:27 PM »
It'll be alright. He uses the "Capone election model": "Vote for me, or I break your legs"
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Re: Cthulhu For President
« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2007, 02:52:14 PM »
Or sanity, more likely. :)
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Re: Cthulhu For President
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2008, 05:45:40 AM »
I fully expect he'll just devour the other candidates to leave a clear field for himself.

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Re: Cthulhu For President
« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2008, 08:09:04 PM »
Don't we all?
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Re: Cthulhu For President
« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2008, 06:58:42 AM »
I do know a few people who seem enthused by the election, apparently laboring under the delusion that people outside the electoral colleges and the political parties themselves have much of a say in this matter.

...I am *way* too cynical for my own good when it comes to people.
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Re: Cthulhu For President
« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2008, 04:32:03 PM »
As Hank Hill (of King of the Hill) said, "With voter turnout at an all-time low, not voting makes me more American than ever."
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Re: Cthulhu For President
« Reply #17 on: July 13, 2009, 07:45:19 PM »
The campaign is officially swinging into gear!

The delegates begin to arrive!!!!!

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Re: Cthulhu For President
« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2014, 07:57:25 PM »
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Re: Cthulhu For President
« Reply #19 on: August 27, 2014, 07:12:04 AM »
I personally plan to write in Cthulhu for prez (w/ Nyarlethotep as VP) and just Nyarlethotep as guvner.
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Re: Cthulhu For President
« Reply #20 on: August 28, 2014, 08:17:57 AM »
The King in Yellow for President


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