"D'ARR!!!"
A shout comes from one of the Citadel's towers as a giant sloshing wooden barrel careens out of the sky. It is soon followed by a penguin, dressed in a ridiculous, gaudy pirate captain get-up, complete with plumed hat and wooden toy sword.
"GROG FOR EVERYONE! IA CTHULHU!" he shouts, slinging a foaming, green, salty, frosty mug of grog at Siren. "I BE CAPTAIN PENGUIN!"