I knew there was something I forgot to do. We have oursleves an official, honest-to-goodness
Villain's Quest to embark upon!
It shall begin at the stroke of midnight Saturday! With a little help from Strolen, por favor.
Villains.
The Quest requires no introduction beyond that one word.
Depending on the number of entries, we will choose one or two winners. The chosen one, the winning submission's author, will garnish 100 XP. The second place winner will garnish 50 XP.
Every author who enters the Quest will additionally receive an automatic 25 XP bonus if the following ten, cliched words are
entirely avoided in the submission.

These ten are;
Insidious
Nefarious
Notorious
Wicked
Diabolical
Malevolent
Infamous
Malicious
Vile
and of course,
Villainous.
Dastardly is ok though

This of course is purely a whimsical side-challenge and has no actual bearing on the Quest itself.