Great, my golem came two weeks too early. And we have quite a few golems already (X-Jacks and countless others). In fact, I should go and slap a freetext on a few golems that are crying out for one.
I kinda have an idea for Massage however, based on some things I have been reading about recently. An ancient art, one ripe for RP'ing ideas.
And if Dragonlordmax's library is any indication, I'm sure he'd do Massage proud too.
I love this thread for inspirational purposes, but really, I dont think picking/announcing any "one" particular freetext is all that necessary. Do whatever freetext you like!
(Re: Massage though, no happy endings!!)