I just purchased 400 umbrellas to hand out to our clients as little token gifts. I have to come up with a humorous caption that will be printed on the umbrellas, and I thought who better to ask, than my fellow citadellians.
my first thought was, "Rain or shine, we got you covered" but then quickly decided thats a lame one

Can anyone think of any catchy phrases??
as reference, we provide IT consultants, software, and project solutions to our clients.
Thanks!
(sorry about the non-fantasy question

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