Greetingingings, O Thunder-fisted One!
I am Wulfhere, Bringer of Verbosity and Master of Obscure Lore. I bid you welcome!
We are mighty in lore and awesome in gaming prowess, but do lack a certain gravitas.
Please walk this way, sir (hunches over and shuffles oddly) and I will show you where you may store your dignity. You will not be needing it in this crowd.