How am I supposed to know what to put as a subject? I'm just introducing myself.

[Corinth]

   I am Corinth! The Thunderfisted! The Master of All Useless Information! The (mildly) Insane! The Night-Owl! And I have absolutely no Idea what I'm doing! So now that I have properly debased myself who're the rest of you?



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I only drink diet water or dihydrogen monoxide

[Wulfhere]

Greetingingings, O Thunder-fisted One!

I am Wulfhere, Bringer of Verbosity and Master of Obscure Lore.  I bid you welcome! 

We are mighty in lore and awesome in gaming prowess, but do lack a certain gravitas. 

Please walk this way, sir (hunches over and shuffles oddly) and I will show you where you may store your dignity.  You will not be needing it in this crowd.

[Ria Hawk]

Dignity?  What is this madness of which you speak?

Welcome to the Citadel, Corinth.  I hope you like it here.

[Murometz]

I think the subject line you chose is as good as any. Welcome aboard the SS Strolen, Corinth!

read, post, play!

[Strolen]

Welcome to the Wild Wide Wonderfully Whacky Wilderbeast Wall Wicker Citadel, or WWWWWWWC for short.

Once you were lost, now you are hopelessly lost and we hope you stay that way!

[valadaar]

Aye, welcome aboard indeed Me Hearty!

[Pariah]

Well, in response to your question, one might suggest that a certain gawking at how others achieved this memorable feat might be in order, but you seem to have the general gist of it down.  Smiles and Welcome.

[Corinth]

  Ah! An entire forum of people just like me! I'm not sure whether I should be exited or fearful for my life.

[Ria Hawk]

Might I suggest both?

[Strolen]

I would suggest either a donut or pie personally.

[Dozus]

We're having a special on Bavarian cream-filled donuts.

Mmm, that's Bavarian!

[Corinth]

I'm partial to custard myself.

[CaptainPenguin]

Ever listen to the @!#$ing Champs?

[Corinth]

I don't recognise the name...

[CaptainPenguin]

It censored the name? It's just a band name!
This is the @!#$ing internet, god dammit! If we can't @!#$ing say @!#$ on the @!#$ing internet, where the @!#$ing @!#$ are we @!#$ing supposed to @!#$ing say it?!

[Strolen]

You can turn off CaptainPenguin censoring in your profile.

[Corinth]

I don't listen to many, or really, any bands, so I most likely wouldn't have recognised it any way. By the way, how do ypu post to a scroll? Is there a Stroen's Citadel for Dummies?

[Corinth]

Never Mind, I'm just blind.

[manfred]

Yup, you have found it all right. (There actually is a guide to the Citadel, consult it, or ask us if you want to know anything.)

Oh, and welcome to this insane place. Have fun!