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Hello everyone!
« on: April 02, 2007, 09:10:47 AM »
Hi! I'm Seria and (unless I'm really confused and forgetful) I'm new here. So... hi!

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Re: Hello everyone!
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2007, 09:57:04 AM »
Welcome aboard!
   
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Re: Hello everyone!
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2007, 11:35:55 AM »
Salutations, Seria!
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Re: Hello everyone!
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2007, 04:21:10 PM »
Welcome to the Citadel!  Enjoy this complimentary taco! Not that taco!  Get your hand out of the taco bin!  You're looking for these tacos.
« Last Edit: April 02, 2007, 05:27:00 PM by Dozus »
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Re: Hello everyone!
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2007, 05:05:18 PM »
That taco is rather stale...

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Re: Hello everyone!
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2007, 05:28:18 PM »
You really shouldn't mess with the taco bin, PS, lest the taco spirits be brought to ire. :bat:
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Re: Hello everyone!
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2007, 05:47:24 PM »
Hello Seria. Do you have any thoughts on penguins or llamas?

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Re: Hello everyone!
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2007, 09:38:02 PM »
wuzup.

lol strolen :up:
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Re: Hello everyone!
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2007, 07:14:16 AM »
You may now consider yourself welcomed.
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Re: Hello everyone!
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2007, 02:20:47 PM »
Dozus!  You fool!  Encouraging the new one to taste of the taco bin before the ritual ablutions are completed!  Have you not often said, "Anger not the dread ancestral spirits of the Taco, for they are muy picante!"

Don't you remember the unfortunate incident with the marshmallows?
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Re: Hello everyone!
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2007, 04:10:40 PM »
By Mathom, don't remind me! :(

Worry not, dear friend.  I daily make my pilgrammage to the great Taco Shrines of the South.  Garbed in the vestments of the sombrero and poncho, I often find myself eating of the sacred salsas, praying to the Mariachi for deliverance from the vengence of Montezuma.
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Re: Hello everyone!
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2007, 06:26:54 PM »
I read these welcoming gestures and my guess is:
Seria read them and then ran away in sheer and utter horror!
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Re: Hello everyone!
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2007, 06:34:12 PM »
If you are talking about a cow, it is spelled udder.

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Re: Hello everyone!
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2007, 06:57:57 PM »
Your wife told me that you are stark staring mad. A thoroughgoing villain, even, and that is the unadulterated truth!

Or not. ;)

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Re: Hello everyone!
« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2007, 07:02:47 PM »
I resemble that remark and I won't stand for it.

Are we helping your confusion yet Seria?

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Re: Hello everyone!
« Reply #15 on: April 03, 2007, 07:39:37 PM »
welcome Seria! now run..run away!  :P
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Re: Hello everyone!
« Reply #16 on: April 04, 2007, 04:51:15 PM »
Crap crap crap crappity crap crappity crap
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