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Offline MoonHunter

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Logical Quotes
« on: February 28, 2007, 02:21:16 PM »
Lessons in Logic, have any?


I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

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If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk?

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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.


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A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
 
 
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Re: Logical Quotes
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2007, 04:09:17 PM »

Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
Prove: Barney is satanic

        The Romans had no letter 'U', and used 'V' instead for
        printing, meaning the Roman representation would for
        Barney would be: CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

        CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

        Extracting the Roman numerals, we have:

        CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
        CV    V  L  DI    V

        And their decimal equivalents are:

        CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
        CV    V  L  DI    V
       / |    |  |  | \   |
     100 5    5 50 500 1  5

        Adding those numbers produces: 666.

        666 is the number of the Beast.

Proved: BARNEY IS SATAN!

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If you assign the number 1 to A, 2 to B, 26 to Z and apply it to the
2 words of Computer Internet some interesting patterns emerge.

c   o   m   p   u   t   e   r   i   n   t   e   r   n   e   t
3   15  13  16  21  20  5   18  9   14  20  5   18  14  5   20

REMEMBER:  computers don't amount to much when not connected
      and the Internet doesn't exist without computers.

The numbers add up to 216 = 6 x 6 x 6
The vowels add up to 60 = 6 x 2 x 5---6 + 0 = 6
The consonants add up to 156 = 6 x 13 x 2---1 + 5 + 6 = 12 (6 x 2)
There are 6 vowels

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When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.

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The earth may spin faster on its axis due to deforestation. Just as a figure skater's rate of spin increases when the arms are brought in close to the body, the cutting of tall trees may cause our planet to spin dangerously fast.
One can cure oneself of the not un- formation by memorizing this sentence: A not unblack dog was chasing a not unsmall rabbit across a not ungreen field.  Orwell

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Re: Logical Quotes
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2007, 04:48:04 PM »
Mathematical proof that girls are evil:

Getting girls is a product of time and money:

Time x Money = Girls

As any businessman can tell you, time is money, therefore:

Money^2 = Girls

Philosophers suggest that money is the root of all evil, and therefore:

√Evil = Money

By definition, then:

Money^2 = Evil

And therefore:

Evil = Girls
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Re: Logical Quotes
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2007, 12:19:01 AM »
d**n straight!
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Re: Logical Quotes
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2007, 02:34:33 AM »
d**n, Pariah, do you happen to know Ra?


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Re: Logical Quotes
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2007, 12:52:35 PM »
Know him?!?  I AM HIM!!!  MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!1!! *hacking cough*

Or not...  Don't have a clue who the chap is, looked at that funky monster he left in the forums to gather dust, but couldn't make tail or snout of it.
One can cure oneself of the not un- formation by memorizing this sentence: A not unblack dog was chasing a not unsmall rabbit across a not ungreen field.  Orwell

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