NOW WITH BIGGER AND EASIER TO READ TABLES THAT YOU DONT NEED!
CHARACTER GENERATION TIME REDUCED BY 10%
ERRATA INCLUDED FOR PREVIOUS BOOKS YOU MAY HAVE BOUGHT!
SAME OLD CRAP, SHINY NEW PICTURES!
MATCHING DICE SOLD SEPARATELY
MORE FLASHY ART, MORE SIDEBARS, MORE FOOTNOTES, MORE FLAVOR TEXT, 50% LESS GAME!
LAST EIGHT PAGES BLANK!
EXACTLY LIKE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS, BUT WAY MORE COOL*
*still an RPG and will not make you cool no matter how many hit points, artifacts, or spell levels you have. This book will not make you hip, cool, or attractive to the opposite sex unless you are a girl and then you will be mobbed by the worst of gaming geekdom. Not responcible for characters played by females being molested in game by socially immature males and their socially immature characters.
USES MORE DICE THAN A VEGAS CASINO!
ADDITIONAL SUPPLEMENTS YOU WILL NEED TO PLAY SOLD SEPERATELY
NOT A REAL GAME. NO ONE WILL EVER PLAY THIS. LOOKS COOL ON A SHELF
CONTAINS REAL MAGIC SPELLS*
*contains no real magic, or spells. If you believed that you probably alos think you may have won 10,000,000 dollars.
BUY THIS BOOK OR YOU WILL BE DEEMED UNCOOL!
MORE KEWL-POWERZ, FEWER RESTRICTIONS
MORE SPELLS THAN YOU WILL EVER BE ABLE TO USE IN A STANDARD GAME
UNBALANCED POWER IN CHARACTERS FAVOR
ABUSE THE DM WITH NEW POWERZ
~~Scrasamax, making fun of rpg books and game products