Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel

[Murometz]

There are three kinds of people.  Those who can count, and those who can't.--Ria Hawk

[Murometz]

Captain Penguin: Second Norwegian in  2 Weeks!
MJS: We are not invading, we're still in the scouting stage...

[Chaosmark]

"In the future, there will be a global network of billions of adding machines.... One of the primary uses of this network will be to transport moving pictures of lesbian sex by pretending they are made out of numbers."

I must say, despite how absurd that's supposed to sound, I still think I'd totally be like, "Dude! Start building those adding machines NOW!"

[Silveressa]

I debated briefly on including it before I decided this did most cetainly belong here: 

(names withheld to protect the embarrassed, but will be added if they give permission  )

"Off to Cyprus for the weekend. Going to check out where Aphrodite was born and see if I can create another one!"

"haHA! Castration"

"s**t. I really don't know my Greek Mythology.....nevermind."

"Kinda defeats the purpose of creating a Goddess of sex and love if you've gotta cut your junk off to do it."

[Murometz]

*Bibliorynth - noun, a maze-like library.  Origin: Me, like five minutes ago.  Combination of the Greek biblio (book) and labyrinth (labyrinth). Dozus

[MoonHunter]

"In a game, you don't have the writers on your side to save you,"

MoonHunter talking about Horror Games and how they usually go terribly, terribly wrong.

[Murometz]

I would like to see the God of Lawyers. One so savage and vicious, that Huitzilpoctoli himself would tremble before that deity. Maggot

[Murometz]

Michael_Jotne_Slayer explaining why he hates PCs with animal companions...

GM: "The monster rears its ugly head and..."

Player: "What is my owl doing?"

GM: "Blasted poultry!"

[Murometz]

Kassil: Just remember which kind of horror it's supposed to inspire.
Strolen: Scary horror?

[Strolen]

Chaosmark: Merry Newtonmas! Remember the reason for the season (axial tilt)!

[Strolen]

Dozus: Aaand the map's full, thanks to Caesar193.
caesar193: Yes it is. All hail caesar193 for filling in the map!
caesar193: No hails?
caesar193: I feel so rejected
Strolen: HAIL CEASER
Murometz: caesar 192 used to give out cookies...just sayin

[Strolen]

Murometz: The Road to Canagadi shapter opens tonite!
Murometz: tha'hells a shapter??!! Chapter!
Chaosmark: SHAPTER, n. A slang word used as the future-tense of a chapter, usually on a Friday. First used by the ubiquitous 'Murometz' on the website 'www.strolen.com', it has since become a world-wide phenomenon, permeating gamer-culture and beginning a slow infestation of common English parlance.
Dozus: Man, am I ever looking forward to this next shapter!
Murometz: ive never been called ubiquitous before.

[Murometz]

I've been playing my druid too much on NWN so I end all of my sentences like I still have more to say...
Andimia

[Murometz]

This is what magic should be about: a force, that even if it was studied for all eternity cannot be completely explained. manfred

[Murometz]

"Not that one needs to make such a banal distinction among flowers as to have favorites but..." (4 paragraphs follow) axlerowes