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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #75 on: June 19, 2012, 09:36:11 PM »
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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #76 on: June 19, 2012, 09:39:50 PM »
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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #77 on: June 22, 2012, 12:24:06 PM »
"In the future, there will be a global network of billions of adding machines.... One of the primary uses of this network will be to transport moving pictures of lesbian sex by pretending they are made out of numbers."

I must say, despite how absurd that's supposed to sound, I still think I'd totally be like, "Dude! Start building those adding machines NOW!"
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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #78 on: June 22, 2012, 12:42:57 PM »
I debated briefly on including it before I decided this did most cetainly belong here:  :lol:

(names withheld to protect the embarrassed, but will be added if they give permission  :wink: )

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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #79 on: June 26, 2012, 10:52:04 PM »
*Bibliorynth - noun, a maze-like library.  Origin: Me, like five minutes ago.  Combination of the Greek biblio (book) and labyrinth (labyrinth). Dozus
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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #80 on: July 10, 2012, 12:44:37 AM »
"In a game, you don't have the writers on your side to save you,"

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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #81 on: September 14, 2012, 09:53:55 PM »
I would like to see the God of Lawyers. One so savage and vicious, that Huitzilpoctoli himself would tremble before that deity. Maggot
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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #82 on: October 17, 2012, 02:52:06 PM »
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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #83 on: December 12, 2012, 01:07:05 PM »
Kassil: Just remember which kind of horror it's supposed to inspire.
Strolen: Scary horror? :)
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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #84 on: December 25, 2012, 12:53:59 PM »
Chaosmark: Merry Newtonmas! Remember the reason for the season (axial tilt)!

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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #85 on: January 08, 2013, 02:24:30 PM »
Dozus: Aaand the map's full, thanks to Caesar193.
caesar193: Yes it is. All hail caesar193 for filling in the map!
caesar193: No hails?
caesar193: I feel so rejected
Strolen: HAIL CEASER
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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #86 on: January 11, 2013, 11:48:19 AM »
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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #87 on: February 22, 2013, 04:50:28 PM »
I've been playing my druid too much on NWN so I end all of my sentences like I still have more to say...
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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #88 on: May 10, 2013, 05:26:31 PM »
This is what magic should be about: a force, that even if it was studied for all eternity cannot be completely explained. manfred
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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #89 on: May 22, 2013, 04:08:26 PM »
"Not that one needs to make such a banal distinction among flowers as to have favorites but..." (4 paragraphs follow) axlerowes
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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #90 on: June 14, 2013, 11:19:34 AM »
Kassy: Had a mini heart-attack when the main page first loaded..
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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #91 on: September 11, 2013, 10:18:24 PM »
Siren_no_Orakio: No more Mountains of Boats, plzkthx.
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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #92 on: October 08, 2013, 02:48:35 PM »
Gossamer: So you don't want to collab because of my milky elf nipples, is that it?
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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #93 on: October 10, 2013, 11:36:38 PM »
Triumph of the Dungeon Master!

Ah, how I have come to love that sense of accomplishment and victory that I get when I pull the wool over the eyes of a clever player character. What DM Triumphs have you had?

Some of mine:
1. Finally killing an incredibly powerful, lucky, annoying player's character.
2. Finally achieving a TPK (Total Party Kill)
3. Finally achieving a TPK using only traps
4. Finally working out how to make it so that d**n wizard doesn't steal the spotlight all the d**n time.

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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #94 on: November 07, 2013, 06:33:25 PM »
WANTED: Backstory to +2 bastard sword.  Lost loves and an ancient secret preferred.  Demons need not apply.
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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #95 on: November 18, 2013, 01:57:51 PM »
Pariah: oh sweet mother of bob, did I actually post that?
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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #96 on: November 26, 2013, 08:33:00 AM »
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Shadoweagle: Would there be some interest if i made another map challenge down the track, a la Decathros?
Gossamer: Oh yeah....Decathros. I never did write down my ideas for that did I...crud. On my to do list!
MysticMoon: Oh yeah... Decathros. I never did write anything about the vulture people :(
Ancient Gamer: Oh yeah... Decathros. I never did get quite what that was.
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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #97 on: November 27, 2013, 01:08:27 PM »
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MysticMoon: The traveling warrior... drunken monkey master who joined a ninja clan
Murometz: youre in
MysticMoon: I was referring to Goss :P
Murometz: teh ol' "drunken style" combined with "monkey style" ftw!
Gossamer: Hmm, that's a good origin story. Originally Japanese but speaks Chinese and what not. Fell asleep on a boat ferrying sake.
Murometz: anyhoo, i *love* the genre, and will do it justice. Have no fear
MysticMoon: Or captured by Chinese pirates
Gossamer: I'm 200 years old and probably blind, which of course makes me even more powerful.
Murometz: older the better haha
Murometz: at 200 yrs of age, you can no longer control your bowels but no one is more powerful than you lol
MysticMoon: Bowel Rage Attack!
Murometz: Goss 'Whitebrow" feces spewing master of monkey drunks
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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #98 on: November 28, 2013, 02:09:42 AM »
LOL. I was referring to Goss. That was hilarious!

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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #99 on: December 02, 2013, 02:04:43 PM »
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Gossamer: How beutiful can a bunch of letters be...Unless they're complimenting me.
MysticMoon: Or complementing you
Gossamer: Uhm, did I misspell or are those two words?
MysticMoon: Nope
MysticMoon: I was doing a word play
Gossamer: So they're two words?
MysticMoon: Yes
MysticMoon: [link]
Gossamer: Ah. Awww, too bad I ruined it. :P
MysticMoon: Oh, yes to the 2nd thing you said
Gossamer: Unless it was a sex joke...then no aww
MysticMoon: No sex joke
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