Author Topic: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel (Read 20007 times)

Pieh · « **Reply #50 on:** November 05, 2008, 09:02:09 PM »

From the shoutbox:

Chaosmark - If you place an infinite number of monkeys in a room full of typewriters, you'll eventually produce Shakespeare. When you're short on monkeys you get forum trolls.

Kassil - We've proven the monkey theory to be false. The Internet has yet to produce new works of The Bard.

Chaosmark - It's a double coordinate limit. We're talking about as monkeys and time both move to infinity. Quite obviously we aren't close enough to infinity with our time as to make such a determination.

Murometz · « **Reply #51 on:** December 04, 2008, 11:47:15 AM »

I have kenned thy secret, thou perfidious volume! Now, thy secrets shall lie bare to the brethren of my guild! I need but only find my vial of powdered Dragons Liver, and I shall shatter thy wards and enchantments like glass!

An hour later, he gave up. The Dragons Liver was nowhere to be found

-Wulfhere

lmao

Murometz · « **Reply #52 on:** December 13, 2008, 12:02:29 PM »

Captain Penguin: Well, I'm not much for it, I think it's kind of boring and cliche. However, it is well-written and obviously thought-out, so I gave it a four out of five.

{Reply}

MoonHunter: Obviously not enough transdimensional psudeopod horrors for Capt. Penguin's tastes

Murometz · « **Reply #53 on:** January 09, 2009, 10:38:49 PM »

After building a new granary,it is customary to let a rat feast on grain. After that,there is chase and the rat is killed. Failing to catch this rat is a bad omen. ~ manfred

Murometz · « **Reply #54 on:** January 15, 2009, 01:59:42 PM »

Cheka Man
If you try and eat that lobster, it might well eat you instead.

EchoMirage
Well, you have to prepare the fireball-and-butter combo spell.

Chaosmark · « **Reply #55 on:** January 24, 2009, 07:07:55 PM »

[Siren no Orakio] 7:06 pm: .... You're a necromancer with the foot of a stillborn child for a lucky charm.
[Pieh] 7:06 pm: how is that evil?

Murometz · « **Reply #56 on:** March 18, 2009, 10:00:16 PM »

Well, if you're going to have an owl, it may as well be trained to attack. Dozus

Scrasamax · « **Reply #57 on:** March 26, 2009, 05:09:34 AM »

winning an argument on the internet is like winning a race in the special olympics. Even if you win you are still retarded. - nocontrivedname

Chaosmark · « **Reply #58 on:** April 10, 2009, 04:03:09 PM »

"Pardon, Sire, be that a capon in thy coddepiece or art thou most heartened to see me?" ~Wulfhere

MoonHunter · « **Reply #59 on:** April 10, 2009, 11:31:10 PM »

You know, with all the witty people on this site, I would of thought we would of been more quotable.

Chaosmark · « **Reply #60 on:** April 11, 2009, 12:08:21 AM »

I think most of the quotes are simply hard to extract from their context. We're witty, but not always in a universally-understandable context.

manfred · « **Reply #61 on:** April 11, 2009, 03:52:39 AM »

Maybe we are too quotable and it's simply hard to choose the really best ones?

---

(conversation in an old submission)

CaptainPenguin:
Sentinel, what have we learned about one-word unnecessary answers?

Sentinel*:
*sticks tongue out at Cap'n*
Bite me!

MoonHunter:
Seven words. At this rate he shall be verbose.

CaptainPenguin:
*bites Sentinel*

Sentinel*:
*yells out in pain*
Anybody! I need a shot. I go rabies from a penguin!

EchoMirage:
No, you're a were-penguin now. Sucks to be you.

Sentinel*:
*woddles into a pool and howls*

Drackler · « **Reply #62 on:** April 11, 2009, 12:38:24 PM »

"However, anything is possible given enough time, the right position, and nobody checking on you, for about 20 minutes. Just hope your fellow inmate was a beaver in a past life." -Moonhunter

MoonHunter · « **Reply #63 on:** April 13, 2009, 05:26:38 PM »

Out of context that is really funny. Heck it was kind of funny in context. It would of been more universal had we excluded the beaver reincarnation sentence, but still funny.

Strolen · « **Reply #64 on:** December 01, 2009, 09:20:58 PM »

Wulfhere on missing quotes in his posts

The mighty hunter, Oronis Hinkelgreve, stalked silently through a dusty hall within the bowels of the Citadel, his faithful manservant Humbert close behind him. "What did you see, sir?" asked the humble minion.

"An Apostrophe Grazer has passed by here.... Recently, by the look of the tracks."

The lad shuddered in fear as he glanced at the torn steel of a dingbat trap left in the hallway earlier. Obviously, more powerful measures would be needed.

Murometz · « **Reply #65 on:** January 22, 2010, 09:19:06 PM »

Zombie quotes

Every headache, every moment of confusion, every moment of arousal, could be the Zombie Strain rearing its head.

I remember listening to a Free Radio Broadcast coming out of NYC talking about the 8th Wave of Infection. Those guys were brave, stupid as a sack of hammers, but brave.

They didn't linger through the crazy flu, they were normal one night, had a headache or a migraine, or felt horny and hungry. The next morning they would be sitting on you eating your nose

- Scrasamax

Ancient Gamer · « **Reply #66 on:** February 19, 2010, 04:51:39 PM »

"My ass hurts like a truck was driven through it, yet, its good to be alive!!"
- Murometz

Murometz · « **Reply #67 on:** March 01, 2010, 09:40:36 PM »

Who the heck is this evil GM that kills all the clerics??!! I wanna know

[Siren no Orakio] 7:06 pm: I might play a priest of the Storm Queen then. Hm.
[Ria Hawk] 7:06 pm: kk
[Ria Hawk] 7:07 pm: just as a warning, clerics don't tend to fare well
[Wulfhere] 7:07 pm: Be warned: We go through clerics like some people go through underwear!
[Siren no Orakio] 7:07 pm: Priest does not always mean cleric. ;-p
[Wulfhere] 7:09 pm: OK. Still...
[Wulfhere] 7:09 pm: Aeth... Gutted and left in a ditch
[Ria Hawk] 7:09 pm: Glordren, swallowed up by the ground
[Wulfhere] 7:10 pm: Tristan... Lightning Bolted...
[Wulfhere] 7:10 pm: (but not quite dead)
[Ria Hawk] 7:10 pm: though he's not dead, just split off from the group
[Wulfhere] 7:10 pm: he got better...
[Siren no Orakio] 7:11 pm: Was he lightening bolted by his own god?
[Ria Hawk] 7:11 pm: no, by his own party mates
[Wulfhere] 7:11 pm: No, our mage got reckless with a wand...
[Wulfhere] 7:12 pm: You see our point...
[Siren no Orakio] 7:12 pm: Oh, that's no fun then.
[Wulfhere] 7:12 pm: It's kind of like being the Defense Against the Dark Arts guy at Hogwarts.
[Ria Hawk] 7:13 pm: with worse pay
[Wulfhere] 7:13 pm: You could break the trend!
[Wulfhere] 7:13 pm: Face off against the curse!
[Wulfhere] 7:14 pm: Somehow survive, bucking ALL the odds!
[Wulfhere] 7:14 pm: Heroism beyond compare!
[Wulfhere] 7:14 pm: ...just by traveling with us.
[Wulfhere] 7:15 pm: You could be "The Priest That Lived!"
[Wulfhere] 7:15 pm: What you've got to ask yourself is....
[Wulfhere] 7:15 pm: Do you feel lucky?
[Siren no Orakio] 7:15 pm: I wonder
[Wulfhere] 7:15 pm: Well, do ya?
[Siren no Orakio] 7:15 pm: Punk!
[Wulfhere] 7:16 pm: (We don't use that sort of language here!)
[Wulfhere] 7:16 pm: (With a sales pitch like that, he's GOT to have a priest!)
[Siren no Orakio] 7:17 pm: Hahah.

dark_dragon · « **Reply #68 on:** March 19, 2010, 04:02:42 AM »

Muro, as Kiph the mad fatebringer (male):

Quote

Turning to Helena, he said, "Can you help me become a woman?"

Murometz · « **Reply #69 on:** October 20, 2010, 10:23:01 PM »

Wounds heal, but the mind is more fragile than the thinnest crystal--Mourngrym

Murometz · « **Reply #70 on:** March 18, 2011, 10:15:25 PM »

"This is the last time we use sheep as lockpicks..." Dozus

Mourngrymn · « **Reply #71 on:** March 21, 2011, 11:42:45 AM »

Quote from: Murometz on October 27, 2007, 11:39:57 AM

I'm sure you can die bravely, with honor. But can you die artistically?- Ria Hawk

That is actually from on of my subs... nice to be quoted from... muhahah my plan for domination of the interweb has begun, one pixel at a time.

Pieh · « **Reply #72 on:** March 30, 2011, 01:59:06 PM »

manfred (2006-08-16 01:47 PM)
"Necromancy and pottery... can that end well?"

Murometz · « **Reply #73 on:** May 03, 2011, 09:00:19 PM »

valadaar: "The level of waste implied is irrational - even for cannibals"

Strolen: "What don't you ever get hungry and binge and walk away in disgust?"

Murometz · « **Reply #74 on:** May 03, 2011, 09:02:24 PM »

Something wasnt ight here. the fiery wal seemed to qake with fear . a rumbling noise then a crashing. this sounded familar. like like .... water. a huge wave blasted through the flames and subsided reveling a simey vile and foul water demon surrounded by large grotsqe dragonflys. Something wasnt ight here.

--Pirate Penguin