Author Topic: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel (Read 20005 times)

Ria Hawk · « **Reply #25 on:** November 06, 2007, 08:57:43 PM »

Siren no Orakio - ... We have an all-holy-man party in Where the Wind Blows. We cannot cast "Create Water". *Bangs his head off the wall repeatedly.*

Murometz · « **Reply #26 on:** November 06, 2007, 09:33:09 PM »

Hehe, yes. Thats a good one.

Chaosmark · « **Reply #27 on:** November 07, 2007, 08:17:12 PM »

....I dun get it.

Murometz · « **Reply #28 on:** November 30, 2007, 08:09:45 PM »

A faithful adherent to the Church of Divine Water, the austere Adaleer once knelt beside a sacred reflecting pool for six years. It is said that afterwards, he could see own reflection in every creature he met, understanding them as deeply as he understood himself --Dozus

Murometz · « **Reply #29 on:** December 08, 2007, 04:36:16 PM »

I'm a big fan of Insanity in general, especially when related to water. And frogs. And cool noises. And apparently fragmented sentences -Roack

Murometz · « **Reply #30 on:** December 09, 2007, 09:40:42 AM »

I did not think fire was that terribly more effective against feathers then fur, but perhaps - I've never torched an Arctic Owl to see. -Valadaar

Ria Hawk · « **Reply #31 on:** December 13, 2007, 09:02:02 PM »

Murometz - All hell was breaking loose. Luckily for the adventurers-upon-return, hell breaking loose, was old hat for them. What was truly frightening, was that they preferred it this way.

MoonHunter · « **Reply #32 on:** January 01, 2008, 10:23:28 AM »

By MoonHunter:
You don't stop playing games because you get old, you get old when you stop playing games.

It may become my sig line

Kassil · « **Reply #33 on:** January 04, 2008, 05:37:46 AM »

Kassil, to Siren no Orakio: You show me these things just to see me run away screaming, don't you?

(Many months later)

...You know, I think it's a little worrying that your more terrifying ideas no longer worry me, save in the sense that Fox is never allowed to get his hands on any of it.

Ria Hawk · « **Reply #34 on:** January 04, 2008, 08:12:11 PM »

Kassil · « **Reply #35 on:** January 05, 2008, 06:57:06 AM »

Fox is a friend of mine; more completely known by the moniker Foxfire Kitsune or Foxfire Kitsuya. Siren knows him by way of the MUSH and Usenet group all three of us used to frequent, as well as a few other oddball encounters.

Suffice that Fox can be readily described by the term homicidal mania. While he lacks the actual drive to go out and do so, a fair chunk of his psyche can be described as anger, fury, arrogance, and utter disdain for all other living things that can't absently stomp him into the ground.

...I happen to be one of the things that can, and do my part to keep him from randomly detonating in one of his many horribly flawed plans by pointing out the flaws without offering to fix any of them.

A great many of Siren's creations, like the Legacy of Hatred, would fit far, far too well in Fox's hands.

Ria Hawk · « **Reply #36 on:** January 05, 2008, 08:44:33 AM »

Ah, okay. Danke.

Scrasamax · « **Reply #37 on:** January 06, 2008, 11:09:59 PM »

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"Or, if you feel charitable, warm it and hatch it - the beast within might be of great use and power. Or just eat it - you need to get big and strong just like Voro over here, your voice thundering and aroma mighty!"

Kyrian, AuR ~ EchoMirage

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It is most likely dead now, all spark of life lost to the cold outside the nest - an omelet is really the most dignified end Fortuna may still have in store for it."

Kyrian, AuR ~ EchoMirage

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I like my meat(Verbeeg) with a great deal of pepper

Gorodjur, Ogre chieftan, AuR ~ Wulfhere

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The Company of Brown Tidings was camouflaged quite nicely against the sepia-themed terrain around them.

Narration, AuR ~ Murometz

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That one's definitely the one who's been following us. It could be he's just headed our way; this isn't an uncommon trail to Jantir. But given our usual streak of luck, he's probably an assassin-wizard working for demons

Inspecter Aerex, AuR ~ Dozus

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Gazing at the overladen traveler, Vorodon wondered if he should also advise him that there had been mudslides in the area. He decided against it; the man would doubtlessly notice sooner or later.

Vorodon, AuR ~ Wulfhere

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Well, Voro hasn't ripped him in half yet...That's probably a good sign.

Inspecter Aerex, AuR ~ Dozus

Chaosmark · « **Reply #38 on:** January 21, 2008, 05:14:00 PM »

With reference to Dumbledore being a lame Gandalf rip-off:

[EchoMirage] 5:10 pm: man, if I cannot cast a Power Word: Poop spell without my stick, I will frikken make sure it is GLUED TO MY HAND

Kassil · « **Reply #39 on:** January 24, 2008, 06:57:44 AM »

Referring to the Starkin game, and the line my Salvorathan delivered to a bartender:

Siren no Orakio: The drink the bartender will serve you, with that line, is a double-shot's worth of something green and faintly luminescent. You didn't get to see him mix it, but something squeaked under the counter, like a mouse being squeezed cartoonishly. Still want to drink it? :p

Kassil: Salvorathan honor depends on it. Of course, even with that, there's probably a bar fight about to break out.

Siren: *rolls* - FYI, you're going to take 3 boxes of stun from the concoction, and in addition to the normal symptoms of drunkenness, you get slight muscle twitches.

Kassil: ...I need to remember to get some of that to threaten the less-durable races with when they start threatening to get us all killed.

Murometz · « **Reply #40 on:** January 25, 2008, 09:02:40 PM »

"Roleplaying preferences: Who cares! The people count far more"--dark_dragon

so simple. so wise. so true. I applaud.

Ancient Gamer · « **Reply #41 on:** May 06, 2008, 10:44:32 AM »

"The woman appears as a properly wizened desert hag. Toothless, due to the toll of the wind-borne sand take and time, possessing deeply bronzed and crease-lined skin, which stretches over her bones like dried vellum. She is completely bald, even her eyebrows are shaved, and there isnt the slightest hint of body hair. The old woman is also legless. Stumps appear where thighs once were"

- Murometz

This image comes to me time and time again as I roleplay. Elders and the decaying of the human body is a far underestimated visual and mental effect. These sentences alone enrichened my GMing greatly.

Ancient Gamer · « **Reply #42 on:** May 09, 2008, 03:05:39 PM »

Scrasamax's soapbox rant sent shivers down my spine! A worthy read!

Ria Hawk · « **Reply #43 on:** May 09, 2008, 09:14:30 PM »

Pieh: "Do we have to beat up every evil thing you detect? Not all of it wants to kill us, I'm sure."

From a chat based D*D game.

Scrasamax · « **Reply #44 on:** May 09, 2008, 11:16:38 PM »

Thumbs up to AG for bringing up that old rant

Drackler · « **Reply #45 on:** May 11, 2008, 06:57:33 PM »

I am disgusted. Good work!-manfred

Murometz · « **Reply #46 on:** May 20, 2008, 08:42:01 PM »

Very funny, I quite enjoyed it but, why does it have to be evil wool? Can't it be evil cotton, evil sackcloth, or even evil silk? Well, good job- Hrofgar

manfred · « **Reply #47 on:** September 14, 2008, 03:28:24 PM »

...Thus showing that even immortal beings of nearly godlike power should use their spelling and grammar checker. - Wulfhere

MoonHunter · « **Reply #48 on:** September 16, 2008, 12:55:43 AM »

Thank you manfed. I was going to do this one.... eventually

Ria Hawk · « **Reply #49 on:** September 19, 2008, 07:14:10 PM »

"It's a bad, bad sign that I'm getting some ideas, isn't it?"
"Naw. You've always been twisted. I'm just a bad influence."
- Ria Hawk and Wulfhere