Author Topic: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel (Read 16405 times)

Murometz · « **on:** February 12, 2007, 06:18:01 PM »

so, we have movie quotes, book quotes, game quotes and famous quotes.

Let us indulge...I propose marking and noting great quotes and/or passages by our fellow citadelians. Quotes, terms, sentences, and turns-of-the-phrase, mined from countless submissions, and put forth here for our enjoyment, and as a "way-to-go!" cheer for the writer in question.

here, I'll begin:

Siren no Orakio: A man needs two things to become a saint. He must perform three miracles, and then he must die

Scrasamax: mercy is a game played by the merciless.

Ancient Gamer: Unbeknownst to anyone, the mage watched the birth through the windows of the miller's home, and when Thenadore arrived his soul probed the young newborn for a shelter and a host in the years to come. Curious, the innocent soul of Thenadore accepted, and in the last seven years they have co-existed in a symbiotic and benevolent partnership

manfred: The only creature, that can be victorious on any battlefield, is the raven."

Psalmanazar: Those who visit will find the penitents to be harmless, if somewhat delusional; They are flat and uninteresting, but absurdly hopeful about their paradise to come.

Ancient Gamer · « **Reply #1 on:** February 12, 2007, 11:53:07 PM »

CaptainPenguin: Return to me," she said, and as he died, he said: "I shall return".And though the years flew like sparrows from disturbed nest, he did return, year after year...!

Ancient Gamer · « **Reply #2 on:** February 13, 2007, 05:07:51 PM »

valadaar: Watching him play checkers with Formuro was always amusing - whenever he took one of Formuro's pieces he would rattle his jaw in joy.

Murometz · « **Reply #3 on:** February 13, 2007, 06:51:44 PM »

yep, beauts those! nice AG.

Murometz · « **Reply #4 on:** February 15, 2007, 01:36:13 PM »

Scrasamax: The bigger the brain, the smaller the heart. What do wizards know of faith?

Ria Hawk · « **Reply #5 on:** February 16, 2007, 10:43:33 PM »

Not so much lines from subs or rps, more lines from just general existence.

Murometz - I don't like being watched. I like to conduct my evil deeds in private.

Murometz - The good news is that if you kill two xaren with 0 xp, you'll be well on your way to second level.
Ria Hawk - The bad news is that we have to kill two xaren with 0 xp.

EchoMirage - I am of the opinion that one should love everybody who ain't a jerk.

Wulfhere - I assure you that being a jackass is it's own punishment.

MoonHunter - But I like ranting.

Pariah · « **Reply #6 on:** February 17, 2007, 09:58:33 AM »

CaptainPenguin: GROG FOR EVERYBODY! IA CTHULHU!

Dozus · « **Reply #7 on:** February 22, 2007, 06:39:50 PM »

Wulfhere: Dozus and I were considering a contest of pugilistic puissance, and require big handlebar moustaches.

manfred · « **Reply #8 on:** March 16, 2007, 02:45:23 PM »

Wulfhere strikes again: "War is like Jello... there's always room for more..."

Ria Hawk · « **Reply #9 on:** March 16, 2007, 06:38:36 PM »

Strolen - I was thinking of a type of earwax that gained intelligence....
Wulfhere - No... We have to work with semi-sentient ear wax every day. We don't want it on the Citadel.
Ria Hawk - The sad thing is that's fairly accurate...
valadaar - And generous...

MoonHunter · « **Reply #10 on:** May 25, 2007, 04:58:01 PM »

MoonHunter Wow! I didn't even need to google it, just had to kick some grey cells.

MoonHunter I started using the line,
"I have forgotten more about gaming than you know."

It dovetails nicely with the line,
"I have rule books, some of which I am still using, older than you."

"But If I start remembering things, I am going to have to stop using that line."

Ancient Gamer · « **Reply #11 on:** May 30, 2007, 07:47:18 AM »

CaptainPenguin "Inhale. Kill. Exhale."

Ria Hawk · « **Reply #12 on:** August 15, 2007, 07:33:09 PM »

Murometz Behold, the Queen of incongruous, bizarre, obscure and fascinating media!
Ria Hawk bows.

Murometz · « **Reply #13 on:** August 16, 2007, 08:43:44 PM »

Ria: It looks like we have another relative
Wulfhere: Is he from the idiot side of the family or the other branch?

Dragonlordmax · « **Reply #14 on:** August 17, 2007, 12:00:53 PM »

DaWergylingImagine if there was only one remedy and it was: PEANUT BUTTER!

Scrasamax · « **Reply #15 on:** August 18, 2007, 04:19:20 PM »

Ria Hawk:...dude, I will set you on fire.

MoonHunter · « **Reply #16 on:** August 23, 2007, 01:18:38 PM »

[MoonHunter] 11:11 am: *holds back another rant*
[MoonHunter] 11:11 am: *going to explode*
[MoonHunter] 11:12 am: *manging to supress, barely*
[manfred] 11:12 am: Try another Chuck Norris quote, those help.

[MoonHunter] 11:12 to 11:14am:
Chuck Norris does not edit submissions, he glares at them and the errors run away

Chuck Norris always scores a 5 on all his submissions, because they all end
with a perfect Round House Kick

Chuck Norris never comments on submission. He simply glares at the author, and they know what they did wrong.

Chuck Norris never submits a magic weapon, after all those are for #@$@# who can't throw a round house kick.

http://www.chucknorrisjokes.net

Maggot · « **Reply #17 on:** August 26, 2007, 12:40:31 AM »

Siren No Orakia-''Man, too, is a primal creature, though he binds himself with the chains named Reason and Law, locked link by link from birth. Yet, those locks can be opened, the links broken, in both the savage world of the street-slum, and in the gilded cages of nobility.''

Murometz · « **Reply #18 on:** September 04, 2007, 12:30:11 PM »

"The inanimate body of a Burlap Golem, rent nearly in two, is used as a combination of sleeping bag and mattress. A bubbling jar of what looks like noses with tiny muscled feet bodes ominously beside it. Occasionally, a bubble stirs the slick green fluid and one of the noses jumps away in fright"

-Incarnadine

Dragonlordmax · « **Reply #19 on:** September 06, 2007, 03:33:10 PM »

"This free role playing site continues to grow with your help, so join our role playing community, read our material, post a few ideas, and go play."

From the main page - I'm sure you've all seen it.

Nonetheless, it sums up the purpose and format of the citadel so splendidly that I feel it deserves to be posted here.

Murometz · « **Reply #20 on:** October 06, 2007, 07:38:44 PM »

And as for need... I admit that I partly hope to never need magic to help me, and partly hope it will. Go figure.
-manfred

manfred · « **Reply #21 on:** October 06, 2007, 08:03:50 PM »

(Wow... where did you dig out this one from?)

Murometz · « **Reply #22 on:** October 10, 2007, 09:21:26 PM »

Save us first, tend to the hideous fleshbags you seem incapable of leaving later --Koschei (Dujek's lizard familiar, aka Pariah)

MoonHunter · « **Reply #23 on:** October 12, 2007, 12:29:44 AM »

[Ria Hawk] Meep

It just sort of sums it all up.

Murometz · « **Reply #24 on:** October 27, 2007, 11:39:57 AM »

I'm sure you can die bravely, with honor. But can you die artistically?- Ria Hawk