Extraneous Voices of Picayune > Citadel Tavern

Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel

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Kassy: Had a mini heart-attack when the main page first loaded..
valadaar: There were a couple of full blown ones involved. And screaming. Much Screaming. Soo much blood.
valadaar: Did I mention the screaming?

Siren_no_Orakio: No more Mountains of Boats, plzkthx.

Gossamer: So you don't want to collab because of my milky elf nipples, is that it?

Triumph of the Dungeon Master!

Ah, how I have come to love that sense of accomplishment and victory that I get when I pull the wool over the eyes of a clever player character. What DM Triumphs have you had?

Some of mine:
1. Finally killing an incredibly powerful, lucky, annoying player's character.
2. Finally achieving a TPK (Total Party Kill)
3. Finally achieving a TPK using only traps
4. Finally working out how to make it so that d**n wizard doesn't steal the spotlight all the d**n time.

-Captain Penguin

WANTED: Backstory to +2 bastard sword.  Lost loves and an ancient secret preferred.  Demons need not apply.


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