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Offline Ria Hawk

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« Reply #25 on: January 26, 2004, 08:38:28 PM »
I should think that qualifies
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« Reply #26 on: January 26, 2004, 09:49:37 PM »
I have played a me-rune etched into the fabric of space time. At one point in the game, the poor girl was engraved on the wall for one turn.

I have also played a mercenary who would not enter battle unless he was wearing a freshly cleaned Armani suit. Yes, he did bill this expense to his employer.

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« Reply #27 on: February 02, 2004, 12:44:57 PM »
Tera in the spiritbearers thread is a clumsy assassin. She tripped over a begger in the streets while running from the town guard, ending up with a night in prision.

If a woman can do it better, then by all means let her

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« Reply #28 on: March 09, 2004, 09:23:57 PM »
Players in my games: - A PC that succesfully had his upper torso grafted onto the neck of a camel, a very evil fellow, he stabbed a 5yr old in the head because he asked for some food.
- A Halfling Necro/Barbarian who took over many thrones with his undead army and oversized axe, also made good friends with a Red Dragon named Boots.
- A Semi-Doppleganger Assassin who killed drunks whenver he needed money, when the bodies were discovered he blamed the nearest halfling.
- Shump Thokk, a Hork (half orc/ half human) who was killed off within 10 secs of entering the campain because he thought someone said the princess was a dragon.

NPCs - a evil Derro Dwarf Monk who everyone thought was a spellcaster, they were sure surprised when they ran up to attack him.
- A Gnome who would appear as a talking stump to lead the PCs in the wrong direction.
- Boots, a Red Dragon who loved the taste of boots, especially in a nice cup of tea.
- Murook of the 7th sun, a Paladin Orc who always tried to make a flashy exit and entrance but it never worked. He is now a zombie.

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« Reply #29 on: March 09, 2004, 11:15:37 PM »
One of my odd character's was a wrestler that only went around wereing spandex and his special move was nicknamed the "Cornhole."

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« Reply #30 on: March 10, 2004, 12:27:13 AM »
I remember zog, but anyway.
 how about kefka from ff6, hes one insane clown-like guy.
 Hulio-the stoned wizard
 godfree- the holy necromancer
the road keeps on telling me to go on

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« Reply #31 on: March 12, 2004, 02:07:27 AM »
Stuff from one of my lesser-known campaigns:

Elfbong:  Owner of a bar, stoner, gets dismembered repeatedly, but never shows any pain.  He also makes a very good axe handle... ^^

Alfarai:  Pimp-daddy captain of the royal guard, also a stoner.  Ends up dying by suffocation by his cape. (I LOVE critical failures in the d20 system.)
"Something is out there; a Kobold, perhaps?  No, I could hear them a mile away."  I slip my crossbow out of my pack.  "I must… kill it."  The bolt flies swift and sure.  "Once the writhing ceases, I can go see what it was..."

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« Reply #32 on: March 17, 2004, 02:29:26 PM »
svirfneblin paladin/ranger of orken (god of killing pests), he kills all vermin on sight. favored enemy vermin and sworn to rid the world of insects

a cleirc/wizard lich who has issues with the monster he's become so takes the prestige classes hunter of the dead and occult slayer.