...Sometimes, trying to read your posts makes my head hurt, forgottengods.
Anyhow...
...Currenty, I have an amusing PC for a game Siren's running. He's a half-dark elven wizard who goes by the name of Volein. He has an obsession with gaining power - although, unlike his companion the gnomish shadow knight, he doesn't particularly want to usurp a god's place. His weapon of choice? A scythe.
So we have this short, slim half-elf with dark skin, black hair shot with silvery highlights, crimson eyes, carrying around a magic scythe...
...Whose current best line is "Try not to get lost in the grass, Gnar, we'll never manage to find you again." Gnar is the gnome.