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Offline Morcias

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Hey, I'm a poster now!!!!
« on: January 06, 2007, 04:39:49 AM »
Heloo everyone, I'm a player and a DM in my very own cute cuddly homebrew world of death and destruction! Now that I have met the minimum 15 character post I'm off to post my ideas in the various categories.
Toodles! :D
Bring me your babies so that I may eat them!!!
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Re: Hey, I'm a poster now!!!!
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2007, 07:26:52 AM »
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Lord of the 72nd layer of the Abyss, Eater of 52 million babies

Oh-my! Don't you know that babies are high in salt!? That's quite unhealthy!

Anywho, allow me to introduce myself - Shadoweagle: Writer of all-things glass and evil. [Cue lightning]


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Hmm... Strolen! The lightning generator's broken again! How many times have I told you to  to lock the door to the machinery of a night-time!? The penguin has eaten through the wires!
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Re: Hey, I'm a poster now!!!!
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2007, 12:21:28 PM »
No wonder we haven't met, I have only made it to the 53rd layer so far. Elevator lights kept blinking out around 49 and shutdown at 52. There was a party there so I just hung out.

I guarantee we would love to here about your world so if you have some stuff you want to share, start a thread in the Settings or release in the main Citadel. Let us get a taste of what you like to play with. :)

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Yes, there were bite marks everywhere so I figured it was a good time to tweak and upgrade and I think I broke it even worse. I put in a work order to the mighty Zeus.

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Re: Hey, I'm a poster now!!!!
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2007, 01:02:16 PM »
Welcome Morcias! Looking forward to seeing your ideas.
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Re: Hey, I'm a poster now!!!!
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2007, 02:25:26 PM »
Yo
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Re: Hey, I'm a poster now!!!!
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2007, 02:42:19 PM »
Hail Morcias!

As you can see, many of the denizens of the Citadel may yet lead productive lives, if properly medicated.  You, too, may eventually become a merry, merry part of this band of stalwarts!  I assure you that the nice muscular men in the clean white coats are here to help.

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P.S.:  Strolen, you should know by now that you have to get off at the 40th layer (The Nethermost Pit of Gloom and Despair) and transfer to the express elevator down from that point!  It's the one marked "DO NOT USE:  WE MEAN IT!"

Also, Zeus is neveer going to get that thing fixed until he gets his problems with the union straightened out.  In the meantime, Shadoweagle is going to have to make do like the rest of us, with a cub scout banging on a garbage can and blinking a flashlight dramatically.

Hey, where did that kid go?  He's not chasing the brownies again, is he?
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Re: Hey, I'm a poster now!!!!
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2007, 03:25:10 PM »
Hey!  Welcome to our little corner of madness. 

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I saw him sneaking off to the storage closet with one and a box of Thin Mints.
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Re: Hey, I'm a poster now!!!!
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2007, 07:15:47 PM »
Welcome to our...  Ummm...  group.  Hope to see some of your posts.

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Well, once Zeus fixes those Union problems, I think he's got a couple of "Involuntarily Transforming NPCs Into Random Animals" charges stacked up against him.  I'm pretty sure that'll be in the courts for a while.
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Re: Hey, I'm a poster now!!!!
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2007, 08:39:08 PM »
As I'm sure that you've seen, we're a staid bunch of individuals, prone to philatelism, geneology, and occasional solopsist discourse.


Pariah, Zeus should have most of those charges beat because of the statute of limitations.  The last time they tried that (The old Pandora case), Promethius didn't show up to testify and they had to drop charges.

That kid left his trash can in the break room and I thought that I saw a couple of empty boxes of snickerdoodles over by Captain Penguin's old storage closet.  You know, the one where he kept his notes when he was working on Mountain of Boats...
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Re: Hey, I'm a poster now!!!!
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2007, 10:43:09 PM »
Oh, ye gads! You know how territorial the captain gets with his notes! Come now, we'd better find that nuisance of a kid before he comes down with a dose of the penguin fever . . . And not the good kind of fever that you caught back in ought-6, Wulfhere!
I've seen what Cap'nPeng'n is capable of!
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Re: Hey, I'm a poster now!!!!
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2007, 12:53:48 PM »
Welcome aboard!

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