When looking at the freetext entries, one can readily see the utility of such phrases as: A rod with a dark secret (Don't most rods have dark secrets?) and Beautifully made breastplate, with a dark secret.
Naturally, these would suggest that we need: A spatula, with a dark secret or Massage device, with a dark secret.
The moving and evocative Enormous, lavishly decorated sword of power suggests: Desperately misunderstood phallic symbol.
I'm sure that there are many more Freetexts crying out to be recognized!
