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Offline Wulfhere

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Freetext That Strolen's Just Isn't Ready For
« on: October 29, 2006, 10:34:04 PM »
When looking at the freetext entries, one can readily see the utility of such phrases as:  A rod with a dark secret (Don't most rods have dark secrets?) and Beautifully made breastplate, with a dark secret.

Naturally, these would suggest that we need:  A spatula, with a dark secret or Massage device, with a dark secret.

The moving and evocative Enormous, lavishly decorated sword of power suggests:  Desperately misunderstood phallic symbol.

I'm sure that there are many more Freetexts crying out to be recognized!

« Last Edit: October 29, 2006, 10:35:50 PM by Wulfhere »
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Re: Freetext That Strolen's Just Isn't Ready For
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2006, 10:01:04 PM »
The Gem-Engraved Mithral Collar and Strong wristbands with a dark secret clearly belong to some S&M equipment set.

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Re: Freetext That Strolen's Just Isn't Ready For
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2006, 07:23:55 PM »
The Beautiful feather head-dress, Master of Disquises, and the Imperial Princess suggest the useful freetext Cross-Dressers, while Weapon of Indeterminate Type, Unique Lifeform, and What the Heck Is That?! suggest the Freetext No points in Knowledge Skills.
« Last Edit: December 23, 2006, 07:27:47 PM by Wulfhere »
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Re: Freetext That Strolen's Just Isn't Ready For
« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2006, 08:57:01 PM »
Great series Wulfhere. I laugh whenever I see an update!

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