Would 'ye dare ta' call Me out, ya lubber! I boarded more ships and ha' been slapped by more wenches by the tyme I saw me first beard than ye'll e'er lay eyes on! I'll ne'er me mocked by the likes of ye!
Prepare te' be boarded!
An' besides, that Depp guy's a poser! I'll be doin' bad impressions of pirates from long before HIS time!