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Offline manfred

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Pirate sub
« on: September 18, 2006, 02:19:10 PM »
Since the International Talk Like A Pirate Day drew dangerously near, we ought to have a juicy, salty piratey submission in honour of this glorious day (see this Citadel thread).

Who is up for the challenge? The winner recieves, besides fame everlasting and a genuine treasure map, the right to propose another challenge for some other day of note.

Or is there only landlubbers here, eh? Arrrr!
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Re: Pirate sub
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2006, 03:08:44 PM »
Ouch.
*Prepares for a landslide of Depp wannabe posts*
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Re: Pirate sub
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2006, 03:14:39 PM »
Arrr!

Would 'ye dare ta' call Me out, ya lubber!  I boarded more ships and ha' been slapped by more wenches by the tyme I saw me first beard than ye'll e'er lay eyes on! I'll ne'er me mocked by the likes of ye!

Prepare te' be boarded!

An' besides, that Depp guy's a poser!  I'll be doin' bad impressions of pirates from long before HIS time!
« Last Edit: September 18, 2006, 03:16:44 PM by Wulfhere »
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Re: Pirate sub
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2006, 03:22:04 PM »
yeah, but did you ever weave Keith Richards into your pirate routine?
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Re: Pirate sub
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2006, 04:19:30 PM »
By the powers!  I made Corvorane's Cave a score afore this scurvy challenge.

Aye, but another buccaneer may be in order.  To the pens, lads!  Write yer piratical subs, ya wretches!
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