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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #450 on: February 25, 2007, 11:17:23 PM »
HEAY!! yelling is my tradmark!!!!!! YOU OWE ME.....ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!! DO NOT PASS GO!! DO NOT COLLECT 2OO DOLLARS.....or you will die!


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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #451 on: February 28, 2007, 04:12:41 PM »
And the scratching marjs on my door looks like a penis D=<
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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #452 on: February 28, 2007, 10:24:38 PM »
UHH :what: that's nasty.......

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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #453 on: March 03, 2007, 04:11:55 AM »
It is! and someone must fix this!! >:(
Its like those freakin pranks again >_<
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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #454 on: March 03, 2007, 05:19:56 AM »
I think the gremlins are back. Not sure, but scratching a penis on someone's door sounds like something they would do. Just an idea, but a simple anti-magic stone should help. Gremlins are magical creatures right?
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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #455 on: March 04, 2007, 04:19:11 PM »
I d...OW IT BIT ME! *POINTING TO GREMLIN* Back off you little Satan!
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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #456 on: March 04, 2007, 04:43:46 PM »
yeah, GO BACK TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!! :evil:

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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #457 on: March 04, 2007, 05:15:14 PM »
While you guys are drawing my poor little creations into some sort of unholy mass, or some such, I'm wondering what a marj is...
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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #458 on: March 04, 2007, 11:08:45 PM »
Whatever a "marj" is, it is apparently of the "scratching" variety. Perhaps a type of small, clawed rodent... and I think the biggest question is why would anyone leave them on Rei's door. We should ignoe the part about the penis. Wait, Gremlins, you say? I hate them things.. always messing with my internet connections. Pah! I spit on you, Gremlins! and pity the poor "scratching marj" they posted upon this door...
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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #459 on: March 09, 2007, 09:23:57 PM »
Gremlins beyond jactuation? [wrong spelling..... was it?]
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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #460 on: March 12, 2007, 01:34:16 AM »
............. :what: OK, I think it's time to move on to are next subject. Bugs in the PS3,The ultimate gaming system or the new weapons of mass destruction? and in local news, Ipods: How small can they get?

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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #461 on: March 12, 2007, 11:53:28 AM »
I was meandering through the Apple store up at the West Hills mall in Knoxville and saw some new innovations from Apple to replace the hulking iPod Nano and Shuffle models.

The iButton is a music player that you put on a shirt in place of a missing button. It's memory capacity is only 30Gb, so users will have to pick and choose what to put on it, plus it is only capable of handling phone calls, streaming audio, internet surfing and other basic computer tasks.

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PS3 will have to wait until 1. the price drops some, 2. they have a game I give a crap about.


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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #462 on: March 13, 2007, 06:58:47 AM »
WTH!? ONLY 30GB!? ONLY STREAMING, CALLS AND INTERNET SURFING!?
HOLY!!! I WILL NEVER PUT ONLY ON THOSE!! unless if i have sumthin better than that... but of course.... not =_=""...
I only use a mp3 player here =_=" and about the PS3...... I live on my own and make my own money... so I don't really have time to buy those things =_=" I only have PSX >_<""

Technology really has a long limit line, don't they?
I wonder when they can invent a rice cooker with a DVD player attached on it...
And I guess... no one will ever do.... =_=""

But hey.. Ill be 18 soon.... guess death wouldn't come this month :P
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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #463 on: March 21, 2007, 02:09:41 PM »
a-men to the mp3 player man! And last time i checked, without memory cards, or any other hookups, the ps3 was 600 dollars!
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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #464 on: March 21, 2007, 02:23:29 PM »
None of you has answered the burning (and itching) question:

What (or Who) is a scratching marj?

My theory is that it has something to do with the notorious 18th Century Courtesan "Scratching" Margaret Molindrome, infamous for giving names to her lice.
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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #465 on: March 21, 2007, 02:52:55 PM »
Now, are those regular head lice, or the much more annoying pubic variety?
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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #466 on: March 21, 2007, 03:31:30 PM »
i haven't even heard of scrathing marj. is it lice, or is that the whole question?
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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #467 on: March 24, 2007, 10:58:44 PM »
let's change the subject.......umm....uh.....who likes zombies?
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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #468 on: March 25, 2007, 04:41:55 PM »
they're only good for as walking targets

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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #469 on: March 25, 2007, 10:21:32 PM »
I had a pet zombie once... but it bit me! So I took out my buck-shot and blew it's freakin' head off. :up: Then I went to my secret lab in Kenai, Alaska, right in the middle of a street (you can't miss it.) I called it "T-Bones Baby-Back Ribs/Secret Lab". (That's what it says on the giant sign in the front of it.) Forget I said that part. Anyway, after a series of painful injections, I was cured from the bite.

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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #470 on: March 28, 2007, 07:40:28 PM »
if only there was a cure for randomness....................

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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #471 on: March 29, 2007, 06:06:35 PM »
Why on earth or moon or stars would you want to cure randomness?

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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #472 on: March 30, 2007, 02:14:40 AM »
 :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :penguin: :penguin: :penguin: :penguin: :penguin: :penguin: :penguin: :penguin: :penguin: :penguin: :penguin: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: ~sigh~ do you really need a answer? :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:

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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #473 on: March 30, 2007, 11:32:34 PM »
Yes, yes I do.

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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #474 on: March 31, 2007, 02:15:25 AM »
Hmmm.....Or do you?
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