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« on: July 03, 2006, 11:46:09 PM »
Is erveryone off the hook or somethin'.
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« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2006, 02:32:55 AM »
No, everyone is a cannibal.
Brains are delicious.
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« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2006, 03:46:44 AM »
Amen to that Cap. Penguin  :penguin:

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« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2006, 05:23:30 AM »
>_< Brains >_<
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« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2006, 01:03:08 PM »
*Forces everyone to watch all the episodes of Walker, Texas Ranger*

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« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2006, 01:06:54 PM »
Diedrich Knickerbocker once said: "Faith, sir, as to that matter, I don't believe half of it myself."
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« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2006, 01:08:45 PM »
Chuck Norris top 10 list


10. When the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

9. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

8. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Chuck Norris

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2. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

1. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2006, 01:47:55 PM »
How was Chuck Norris brought up?
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« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2006, 01:50:25 PM »
Oh yeah,for the cannibal thing, the next person who talks to me, I will pick their eyes out with my spleen and eat them.Yum.
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« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2006, 04:33:29 PM »
Hi T-Bone, and sorry because I already ate my eyes after I seasoned, Smacked them with a meat tenderizer and stuck them on a stick outside for three days to attract flys and maggets. And last I dipped them in honey and with whatever I found in my old boots left over from the three year of wearing them everyday.
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« Reply #10 on: July 04, 2006, 04:43:23 PM »
...And with that you guys can begin posting. Looking forward to your submissions!
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« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2006, 12:55:32 PM »
Why would you do that to your eyes? I understand eating your pinky, but your eyes?
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« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2006, 02:35:34 PM »
so I can SEE NO ELIVE :twisted:

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« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2006, 03:10:19 PM »
What's Elive? Sorry Ancient Gamer I don't think we are gonna' posting just yet, we have an unfinished conversation.
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« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2006, 05:58:30 PM »
uh, that was mad bad, what I mean to say is SEE NO EVIL

I don't know where elive came from  :what:?

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« Reply #15 on: July 07, 2006, 01:03:32 AM »
Elvis?
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« Reply #16 on: July 07, 2006, 05:33:41 AM »
Chuckanator and T-Bone:
This is the greetings section and not really intended for bulls**t. Keep the faith though: We have an entire area for bulls**t and chitchat. Go to the "caverns of inane natter" and post in the Call of Captain-thulhu or something, but please do not clutter up this thread.
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« Reply #17 on: July 07, 2006, 04:17:13 PM »
Yes, listen to the Norwegian.
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Re: Chuckanator's Prime Ribs
« Reply #18 on: July 08, 2006, 09:19:31 AM »
Actually that's a good prompt for me to post the...

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Re: Chuckanator's Prime Ribs
« Reply #19 on: July 08, 2006, 01:24:24 PM »
10. Don't control other peoples characters in freeform.
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Re: Chuckanator's Prime Ribs
« Reply #20 on: July 08, 2006, 02:52:18 PM »
piece of my,
 
I Started "Greetings to all of Strolen Citadel." This is my "Crazy" train. And If you don't like how I run it, you can get off. Because if the arguing continues, I will pull this train off the track and then everbody can move on. Sounds fair to me, what do you all thing?

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Re: Chuckanator's Prime Ribs
« Reply #21 on: July 08, 2006, 02:58:13 PM »
Egads! well now you've done it! You will suffer the consequences young man, for your irreverent rebellious nature!

but seriously, this is a place to say "hello" man...nothing more. Go BS in other threads as AG has amicably suggested.

Oh wait! this is the other thread.
« Last Edit: July 08, 2006, 09:21:44 PM by Murometz »
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2. Finally achieving a TPK (Total Party Kill)
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Re: Chuckanator's Prime Ribs
« Reply #22 on: July 08, 2006, 03:27:49 PM »
theres one strike!!!

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Re: Chuckanator's Prime Ribs
« Reply #23 on: July 08, 2006, 08:49:50 PM »
 :P Can we skip strike 2 and go directly to strike 3?  :P
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Triumph of the Dungeon Master!

Ah, how I have come to love that sense of accomplishment and victory that I get when I pull the wool over the eyes of a clever player character. What DM Triumphs have you had?

Some of mine:
1. Finally killing an incredibly powerful, lucky, annoying player's character.
2. Finally achieving a TPK (Total Party Kill)
3. Finally achieving a TPK using only traps
4. Finally working out how to make it so that d**n wizard doesn't steal the spotlight all the d**n time.

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Re: Chuckanator's Prime Ribs
« Reply #24 on: July 09, 2006, 12:06:47 AM »
Strike 3? Does that mean Chuckanator's out?
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