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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #125 on: July 29, 2006, 06:06:18 PM »
I don't wanna be a worm! (Especially not a tape worm.) But I would like to be a praying mantis.
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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #126 on: July 29, 2006, 06:14:12 PM »
And get eaten the day you lose your virginity? Or do you want to be a female mantis?

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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #127 on: July 29, 2006, 07:00:21 PM »
NO, not all get eaten when they lose their virginity.  Some males are a bit more on their toes when they get done.  Or at least some of the stuff I've read seems to say that having a big camera watching them tends to distract the male when the moment to get up and go finally comes, leading to his demise. 
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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #128 on: July 29, 2006, 07:53:35 PM »
You might be correct, but it's still a much larger risk than with another human.

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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #129 on: July 29, 2006, 08:31:54 PM »
SO? Shall I start pulling T-bones head?
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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #130 on: July 29, 2006, 09:30:57 PM »
Yes.

You know what I like? I like the fact that I really need to start working on a few subs.

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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #131 on: July 29, 2006, 10:43:40 PM »
MUAHAHA!! Meet your maker!! *Rips off T-bones head*
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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #132 on: July 29, 2006, 11:12:29 PM »
Good Job! You deserve a cookie!

I'd offer you one, T-bone, but I'm pretty sure you won't be able to fully digest it.

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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #133 on: July 30, 2006, 03:03:53 PM »
*Stumbles around but edventually finds head.* Whheeeww! Last time my head got ripped off I died. Hey can I have that cookie now?
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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #134 on: July 30, 2006, 03:19:31 PM »
Crumble it up and cram it down his neck hole.
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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #135 on: July 30, 2006, 04:24:30 PM »
Good Idea!
*does so*

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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #136 on: July 30, 2006, 05:20:46 PM »
Mmmmmmm. Delicious! Got any milk? *Screws head back on*
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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #137 on: July 30, 2006, 07:57:28 PM »
Milk is unholy.

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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #138 on: July 31, 2006, 02:04:35 AM »
and so is Hell, Satan, and all the other fallin angels :twisted:

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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #139 on: July 31, 2006, 09:06:07 AM »
Death lord??
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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #140 on: July 31, 2006, 09:06:58 AM »
Death, Lord?
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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #141 on: July 31, 2006, 09:28:05 AM »
Lord of death I meant....
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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #142 on: July 31, 2006, 09:45:18 AM »
I understood.

I sometimes amuse myself by changing the meaning of things with the all powerful comma. :D
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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #143 on: July 31, 2006, 10:14:39 AM »
XP
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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #144 on: July 31, 2006, 02:01:31 PM »
What does XP stand for?
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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #145 on: July 31, 2006, 05:04:47 PM »
XP is an improptu emote. Look at it on its side.

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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #146 on: August 02, 2006, 09:25:23 AM »
its just like this ">_<" But the tongue should be sticking out....
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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #147 on: August 02, 2006, 04:01:43 PM »
exactly

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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #148 on: August 03, 2006, 07:20:10 AM »
The matter is... When you stick your tongue out, you catches hundreds of germs on your tongue....
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Re: Prime Rib
« Reply #149 on: August 03, 2006, 12:46:20 PM »
 :up:
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