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Hello out there
« on: July 01, 2006, 03:13:55 AM »
I'm a new comer so I don’t know much about this place. But from what I’ve heard it seems like an awesome website and I can't wait to start posting!
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Re: Hello out there
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2006, 03:21:59 AM »
Welcome!

You should start posting immediately!
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Re: Hello out there
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2006, 03:27:54 AM »
I think I will!
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Re: Hello out there
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2006, 06:34:52 AM »
Did that count?


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Are you a steak or a traffic accident?

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Re: Hello out there
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2006, 10:57:50 AM »
mmmmm...T-Bone
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Triumph of the Dungeon Master!

Ah, how I have come to love that sense of accomplishment and victory that I get when I pull the wool over the eyes of a clever player character. What DM Triumphs have you had?

Some of mine:
1. Finally killing an incredibly powerful, lucky, annoying player's character.
2. Finally achieving a TPK (Total Party Kill)
3. Finally achieving a TPK using only traps
4. Finally working out how to make it so that d**n wizard doesn't steal the spotlight all the d**n time.

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Re: Hello out there
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2006, 01:26:29 PM »
I'm a T-bone steak smothered in a traffic accident.  :lol:
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Re: Hello out there
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2006, 02:14:43 PM »
Delicious!
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Re: Hello out there
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2006, 07:31:32 PM »
Haha.. Hi there T-bone and welcome!
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Re: Hello out there
« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2006, 12:29:55 AM »
Thankyou Rei, I'm glad to be here!
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Re: Hello out there
« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2006, 01:45:31 AM »
Yo.
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Re: Hello out there
« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2006, 02:12:23 AM »
Yo yourself homey.... Fashizell :D
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Re: Hello out there
« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2006, 02:24:49 AM »
TTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEE-BBBBBOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!

Good to see you...
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Re: Hello out there
« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2006, 02:29:34 AM »
What's up Coach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Haven't heard from you in a while.
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Re: Hello out there
« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2006, 02:57:26 AM »
Zup T-Bone, don't worry, for I myself am a NEWBE too..... 

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Re: Hello out there
« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2006, 03:06:48 AM »
Don't play stranger with me homey, I know who you are! I got you hooked up with this strange....but amazing place people call, Strolen's Citadel.
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Re: Hello out there
« Reply #15 on: July 02, 2006, 10:01:41 AM »
T-Bone eh? Well I should tell you that I am an afficianado of t-bones, rib-eyes, and porterhouses, and I think it is only fair to warn you about what I do with them. I dry rub them with salt and pepper and leave them sizzling over a charcoal fire until they are rare done. Cooked on the outside, bloody in the middle.

I think I am going to like having you around  :twisted:


okay, now seriously, I hope you like it here, and don't mind that i have hopped into your freeform game.


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Re: Hello out there
« Reply #16 on: July 02, 2006, 01:33:12 PM »
Don't you dare @!#$ing call me "homie". The next time you call me that, I will come to your house and decorate it with your entrails.
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Re: Hello out there
« Reply #17 on: July 02, 2006, 01:34:56 PM »
Also, I will destroy you.
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Re: Hello out there
« Reply #18 on: July 02, 2006, 01:37:09 PM »
Easy there homey.

(I didn't call you "homie")

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Re: Hello out there
« Reply #19 on: July 02, 2006, 01:42:48 PM »
Careful, you're edging into the danger zone.
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Re: Hello out there
« Reply #20 on: July 02, 2006, 01:56:19 PM »
Thankyou for that funny, and odd introduction Scrasamax, and I'm glad to have you aboard the story to!

As for you Captain Pengiun.......................................... ...No comment.
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Re: Hello out there
« Reply #21 on: July 02, 2006, 02:28:47 PM »
Well, you were in luck, it was salmon on the grill, and no beef.

speaking of beef, I wouldn't take anything that Cap'n says to heart, He's a rap-slinging homeboy from tha west-siiiiiide. Entrail Decoration was the name of his first LP yo!


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Re: Hello out there
« Reply #22 on: July 02, 2006, 02:44:13 PM »
Thanks for the advice. :D
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Re: Hello out there
« Reply #23 on: July 02, 2006, 08:17:59 PM »
That's wrong, don't listen to anything that nutjob Scras says. He lives in Tennessee, for god's sake.
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Re: Hello out there
« Reply #24 on: July 02, 2006, 08:26:31 PM »
Hey!  *smacks Cap with a frozen trout* 
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