Not to let Murometz's idea go to waste, we can do a father's day challange.
To paraphrase Murometz:
In honor of Father's Day, I challenge one and all to come up with a father-themed submission! Anything goes! It could be loving, it could be gruesome, whatever!
Only "rule" is it must be father-related in some way, shape, or form
(Come on Scras and Cap! I know you can bang one out in your sleep!)