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Not Even Jesus is safe...
« on: May 15, 2006, 10:09:52 PM »
Apparently they need plexiglass to keep people from stealing Jesus's body parts.
http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/417942p-352952c.html
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Re: Not Even Jesus is safe...
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2006, 10:25:50 PM »
Now for an interesting plot/item what if the stolen stone hand of Jesus had healing powers?


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Re: Not Even Jesus is safe...
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2006, 10:57:34 AM »
New Deluxe Action-Figure Jesus!

Feeds five thousand with a loaf of bread and two fish! Turns water in to Wine!

Now with Glow-in-the-Dark Hands! XD

{The crazy part is that I read that off of the REAL Jesus Action-Figure which you can actually buy in stores....} ¬__¬

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Re: Not Even Jesus is safe...
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2006, 12:48:25 AM »
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!" -Conan