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Offline Feraltetsuo

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Another newbie
« on: May 15, 2006, 09:18:22 PM »
So I stumbled upon this site a couple days ago and have become so addicted to it in such a short time that I figured I should register and introduce myself. I don't even remember how I found this place but I haven't gotten off since (I think I ate something before I got too engrossed a couple days back but I should probably eat again sometime...) Seems like a really well organized and useful website from all I've seen so far. I've already gotten a ton of ideas just from browsing through and hopefully I'll get some of mine up soon. For now its nice to meet you all.

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Re: Another newbie
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2006, 10:01:25 PM »
AWESOME! Just the thing I like to hear.

Remember, first ones are free....then you have to start submitting. :)

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Re: Another newbie
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2006, 10:12:42 PM »
But I'm sure Moon can paw the tab for you.
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Re: Another newbie
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2006, 10:32:14 PM »
First what are free?

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Re: Another newbie
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2006, 10:53:04 PM »
First few days of course. Then its $29.99/day :D
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Triumph of the Dungeon Master!

Ah, how I have come to love that sense of accomplishment and victory that I get when I pull the wool over the eyes of a clever player character. What DM Triumphs have you had?

Some of mine:
1. Finally killing an incredibly powerful, lucky, annoying player's character.
2. Finally achieving a TPK (Total Party Kill)
3. Finally achieving a TPK using only traps
4. Finally working out how to make it so that d**n wizard doesn't steal the spotlight all the d**n time.

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Re: Another newbie
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2006, 11:07:32 PM »
Careful, he might think we're serious...
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Re: Another newbie
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2006, 06:55:18 AM »
We let you view submissions until you are addicted, then we start asking for submissions from you in order to continue your *fix*

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Re: Another newbie
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2006, 10:22:40 AM »
$29.99 a day!!! That's exhorbitant!


... so who do I give my credit card info to? :P

Sounds like a decent system and I would love to share some of stuff after I polish it up a little. Noticed quite a few things lacking after reading some of the better submissions here.

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Re: Another newbie
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2006, 07:04:21 PM »
Noticed quite a few things lacking after reading some of the better submissions here.

*cocked eyebrow*
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Re: Another newbie
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2006, 08:09:58 PM »
Hmm... lemme rephrase that before people get the wrong idea about me. I noticed quite a few things lacking in MY ideas after reading the better things around this site and the comments on various ideas. So I need to polish up what I've done before I found this place to get it up to the standards you all have set. Sorry if that last post was misinterpreted there.

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Re: Another newbie
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2006, 09:11:57 PM »
Well CP, there ARE things missing here.  For instance, how many firearms do we have?  Well can't very well hold off an invasion of scrungy natives very well if all we have are Greatswords of Human-Slaying +23, now can we?
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Re: Another newbie
« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2006, 09:33:52 PM »
Jul-Ghosie is coming...
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Triumph of the Dungeon Master!

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1. Finally killing an incredibly powerful, lucky, annoying player's character.
2. Finally achieving a TPK (Total Party Kill)
3. Finally achieving a TPK using only traps
4. Finally working out how to make it so that d**n wizard doesn't steal the spotlight all the d**n time.

-Captain Penguin

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Re: Another newbie
« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2006, 09:49:44 PM »
Haha, no worries, Tetsuo, I'm just a big jerk... And plus, I might be a bit paranoid.

And speaking of firearms, I'm working on one right now. Everybody go check it out in the Advice Requested!
« Last Edit: May 16, 2006, 09:51:47 PM by CaptainPenguin »
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Re: Another newbie
« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2006, 10:03:47 PM »
Good recovery. :)


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Re: Another newbie
« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2006, 10:18:51 PM »
I know, I'm like a regular Reagan, nothing sticks to me.
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Re: Another newbie
« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2006, 07:42:10 PM »
Alright. Finally got my first submission up. Please give your comments so I know where I need to improve :)

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Re: Another newbie
« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2006, 09:29:08 PM »
It's this one in case anyone was wondering. http://strolen.com/content.php?node=2637
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Re: Another newbie
« Reply #17 on: July 10, 2006, 05:15:23 AM »
Submissions? fees? MONEY?

aaaaaahhh CRAP!!!!!!

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Re: Another newbie
« Reply #18 on: July 10, 2006, 07:03:47 AM »
OI! OI!
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