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Hello All new member
« on: April 18, 2006, 05:32:20 PM »
Greatings all. Many of you already know my worse half and I'm sure have heard much about me. So I thought I would take the time to stop in and say hello and introduce me for myself.
Yes, I am Scrasamax's ever elusive wife. LOL Yep I do exist. I bet some of you wondered about that.
Well, here I am I put him to work mowing our lawn and took over his computer chair.
Humm I guess thats all for now not use to this talking to folks thing thats his job and area of expertise.
See ya'll around and hope to talk to some of you soon.
Appy (Short for appaloosa a breed of spotted horses!)


Scrasamax? Is that you? You can stop now, we have long since discovered your ruse :p

Heya Appy. Nice to have you here! And you can rest assured that we have all heard about the veterinarian whose beauty makes Kathrine Hepburn look like a common country girl. ;) Hehe

Soooo... Are you gonna let us in on the juicy bits? ...about Scras I mean :p Hehe
« Last Edit: April 27, 2006, 07:17:52 AM by Ancient Gamer »
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Re: Hello All new member
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2006, 05:34:42 PM »
Hello!  *waves*  I think more people should bring their spouses/children/relatives here.  That is beside the point.  I hope you like it here.
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Re: Hello All new member
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2006, 06:06:36 PM »
Welcome Appaloosa!

Any wife of Scras' is a...no wait that expression works better with "friend".

But seriously welcome! Heard a lot about you from your husband. All good things of course!!



« Last Edit: April 18, 2006, 07:22:30 PM by Murometz »
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Re: Hello All new member
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2006, 07:12:50 PM »
APPY!!!!!  Crazy horse people, ruuuuun.....hide the flying monkeys.

My wife occassionally visits the site, she is a horse person too. She likes to check and make sure that I didn't change her username color when she is logged in. She occassionally tries to humor me by visiting but never lasts long. Kitara is what she goes by.

Hope you can humor us occassionally as well. :)

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Re: Hello All new member
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2006, 01:24:13 AM »
...What is it with people are horses...?

I've grown up around them, and I fail to see the appeal.
Then again, most people likely don't have horses who can do sarcasm the ways ours do.
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Re: Hello All new member
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2006, 04:40:07 PM »
Yo, word to ya' husband.

Horses, mehhh...
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Re: Hello All new member
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2006, 05:57:03 PM »
Ah heck horses aren't all bad they kept me out of lots of trouble and have taught me much about being humble and about unconditional love and cleaning up off Poop lots of cleaning of Poop.. Heck I like my mare more than I like Scras some days  Lol but don't tell him that :wink: Course she can be behaved in public better than him some days. However he is not frightened by chickens or that tree we just walked past 4 times either. OH well.
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Re: Hello All new member
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2006, 09:06:23 PM »
! ! ! ! ! !

For countless years I badgered Scrasamax into getting you logged on this site!

And now... my plans for world domination are one step closer... !

Welcome! Don't mind me, I'm merely a figment of my imagination.

 - Shadoweagle!






 ah ... and welcome to the citadel, by the way :D Good to see you finally made it!
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Re: Hello All new member
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2006, 10:40:00 AM »
I once had my wife sign in to a site that I visited, worked at, for years. She stopped in said hey to three people and never went back. I wish she showed this much interest in my gaming hobbies...

Nice to see you Appy... now we can hear the real dirt on Scras... MUHAHAHAH er... :)
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Re: Hello All new member
« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2006, 08:59:09 AM »
Greetings to you, Scrasamax's wife Appaloosa, from Mike.
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Re: Hello All new member
« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2006, 12:29:29 PM »
Hi there scrasamax's wife!!

This reminds me of somethin though.....
(but I can't remember)
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Re: Hello All new member
« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2006, 04:04:24 PM »
Rei, your avatar chills me.
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Re: Hello All new member
« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2006, 05:12:34 PM »
I agree... It is a chilling sight.
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Re: Hello All new member
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2006, 05:35:56 PM »
Yes! It is quit a chilling sight >_<
And that makes it very unique >_<
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