Open Action Association

[Strolen]

The nymphs go running to their pimp who, when realizing they were spommed, immediately tries to find some acceptable offering for the SPOM.

[Druid_Wiking]

The pimp CAN ONLY FIND the feather off his hat, which he then tickles the spom with

[Bloodredblade]

The tickled Spom sneezes, flinging ancient boogers on the entire crowd, living and dead

[Pariah]

The undead sizzle and burn as the holiness of the SPOM-snot hits them. 

[Bloodredblade]

The sizzling, burning undead melt together to form a large amorphous undead blob, which then proceeds to attack the Spom, who is wiping it's nose.

[Strolen]

The Spom, now armed with burning undead amorphous undead blob nose drips is able to tame the unnatural blob with them and direct its movement.

[Wulfhere]

Enraged that the continuing ruckus could cause him to miss CSI: Miami, the aquatic god Neptune threatens to unleash a devastating earthquake upon the Spom and its burning, amorphous, snotty, undead blob.

[dark_dragon]

But unfortunatly for neptune, who wanted to unleash a wave of destruction on the spom and its undead blob, Hera (zeus's girlfriend at the time) is also awakened by the ruckus, and proceeds with all hast to fly and land in the middle of this debacle, her supersonic shockwave sending everybody flying and landing on their backsides, the amorphous blob of death included.

(previously, it was unknown whether blobs of death had backsides. it is certified fact NOW )

[Aaarrrgh]

The druid, who started all of this by summoning the dirt-spirit, slowly gets up on his feet, and watches Hera whit awe shining from his eyes.