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Offline Strolen

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Re: Open Action Association
« Reply #25 on: March 19, 2006, 07:21:09 AM »
The nymphs go running to their pimp who, when realizing they were spommed, immediately tries to find some acceptable offering for the SPOM.

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Re: Open Action Association
« Reply #26 on: March 24, 2006, 03:08:06 PM »
The pimp CAN ONLY FIND the feather off his hat, which he then tickles the spom with
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Re: Open Action Association
« Reply #27 on: March 24, 2006, 11:30:38 PM »
The tickled Spom sneezes, flinging ancient boogers on the entire crowd, living and dead
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Re: Open Action Association
« Reply #28 on: March 26, 2006, 02:57:24 PM »
The undead sizzle and burn as the holiness of the SPOM-snot hits them. 
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Re: Open Action Association
« Reply #29 on: March 27, 2006, 02:09:05 PM »
The sizzling, burning undead melt together to form a large amorphous undead blob, which then proceeds to attack the Spom, who is wiping it's nose.
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Re: Open Action Association
« Reply #30 on: March 27, 2006, 05:20:48 PM »
The Spom, now armed with burning undead amorphous undead blob nose drips is able to tame the unnatural blob with them and direct its movement.

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Re: Open Action Association
« Reply #31 on: February 05, 2007, 11:18:55 AM »
Enraged that the continuing ruckus could cause him to miss CSI: Miami, the aquatic god Neptune threatens to unleash a devastating earthquake upon the Spom and its burning, amorphous, snotty, undead blob.
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Re: Open Action Association
« Reply #32 on: February 07, 2007, 11:06:36 AM »
But unfortunatly for neptune, who wanted to unleash a wave of destruction on the spom and its undead blob, Hera (zeus's girlfriend at the time) is also awakened by the ruckus, and proceeds with all hast to fly and land in the middle of this debacle, her supersonic shockwave sending everybody flying and landing on their backsides, the amorphous blob of death included.

(previously, it was unknown whether blobs of death had backsides. it is certified fact NOW :D)
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Re: Open Action Association
« Reply #33 on: April 22, 2007, 03:19:07 PM »
The druid, who started all of this by summoning the dirt-spirit, slowly gets up on his feet, and watches Hera whit awe shining from his eyes.
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