"Gong Cow Pull Daiseys," from a Chinese immigrant character with nominal English. We spent hours trying to decipher the code. The message was "Gone a couple of days" and the Immigrant was the only one staying around.
"Why are the cute ones always Nazis?"
"This is called a 'quarterstaff'?" "Yes." "What does a whole staff look like?"
â€œThat would be stupid!"
â€œAnd that's apparently why you're doing it."
"All those were good demonstrations of stupid ideas. Does anyone have any good ideas?" Some famous last words
"I've got a plan!"
"For the Greater Good"
"It can't fail"
"Thats a risk I'm willing to take".
"Trust me. I know what I'm doing"
"Hmmmm, maybe this wasn't such a good plan."
"Crap! I disbelieve the dragon!"
"Maybe we can talk our way out."
"So tell me again why you thought that referring to the drunk centaur barbarian as "horsey" was a good idea?"
"It can't get any worse..."
"Clean up corridor 3"
"I'm just arguing that there are options other than killing everybody."
"Yeah? I think we're gonna win and we don't need much of a plan!"
"This is going to blow like nothing has ever blown before."
"Did you just say 'werecat semen'?" (The answer was no.)
"I'll bleed artistically on the floor"
"I think we should kill your friend, burn down their house, and leave."
"Well what's wrong with a small nuclear reaction?"
"Things... like the demon in his pants?" (Nobody remembers who said that one, or why.)
"I throw myself at the floor"
(GM rolls dice)
"You have successfully rendered the floor unconscious"
PC - I use my fashion skill to make sure they (pirates) look respectable but dangerous... and subservient.
GM - You're French, this is going to involve lots of leather and assless chaps isn't it?
"I can't believe how big of a pain in the ass you are for an incompetent, idiotic, pompous, buffoon and drunkard!"
"Buh... buh... Drunkard?! I'm no Drunkard!"
"I can't lie to the GM. I'm lawful good!"
"Anybody who's immune to bullets, raise your hand!"
"For the first time in a long time, I am distressed by the absence of my clothing."
"I'm a Healer! Stand still or I'll hurt you! "
"What do you mean 'If we have time'? He's dead!"
(while investigating the apparent death of "him")
(Said by a mob boss in prison) "I didn't have anything to do with certain drug relations. Or those missing hookers. Or that puppy scandal."
â€œAnd this ladies and gentlemen is what's known as a 4d6 moment."
(Coined because of 4d6 char gen)
â€œYou screamed like a little girly man!"
â€œNo, I was actually choking on diet coke."
"darn it! There's violence happening and I'm not part of it!"
â€œLike a child on Xmas morning I can't go back to sleep!"
"And this is all going into a box labled don't ****ing open this!"
"If you don't have Paradox, you're doing something wrong."This one needs set up
"The universe decided to eat me." (On paradox.)
GM: "You see a bone filled corridor. The bones appear crushed and there are stains on the walls. Flattened metal pieces and crushed wood are visible between the bone filled areas."
Player1: "Ok, I will proceed cautiously down the corridor, looking for any sign of a trigger plate or trip wire."
Player 2 (to the rest of the party): "I get his s**t."
From a friends game
GM: "As you move through the crowded cantina, a smiling Gungan approaches your group, a friendly grin on his face."
( sound of various lightsabers igniting, sizzling noises, a wet thud )
GM: "What the hell are you guys doing? He wasn't one of the Sith Lord's lackeys -you're meant to be heroic! All of you take dark side points!"
Player 1 : "Have you even seen episode I?
Player 2: "It's for the good of the galaxy!"
GM: "Good point - nice work there. ****ing George Lucas!(angry mutter). Each of you gains a Force Point and a level of positive reputation..."