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Offline sniperspy

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« Reply #25 on: April 14, 2003, 12:54:27 PM »
There are 5? I thought there were only 2
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« Reply #26 on: April 14, 2003, 04:37:16 PM »
You should try the Breath of Fire series. It's one of the best videogame series ever. It concerns an ancient dragon clan and all that.
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« Reply #27 on: April 14, 2003, 08:30:55 PM »
where can you find 3-5?
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« Reply #28 on: April 14, 2003, 09:43:32 PM »
Go to your nearest vidya' game store. Anyway, on the subject of favorite quotes from my roleplaying

"I'M RANDY FROM THE HUNT!"-A satyr

"Don't stare at Dwarfmonk while he's changing! Dwarfmonk likes it not, he don't!"-Dwarfmonk

"Don't touch me, you bizzare in-bred hedge wizard!"-Luc

"Why hello, Evil Lord of Ultimate Darkness and Death Zobulax!"-Asherak
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« Reply #29 on: April 15, 2003, 04:03:10 PM »
"It's a little known fact that all robots are built around a single grenade" - Drecker, ADVENTURERS!

"Just gold!? I don't need gold!"
"How terrible."
"I know! Why couldn't it be an accessory or something."
"God forbid that a tresure chest actually contain TREASURE."
-Karn and Ardam, ADVENTURERS!
Anything is possible. Anything at all. However, probability is another matter....

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« Reply #30 on: April 15, 2003, 05:09:28 PM »
"Lieutenant Thoma, Corporal Asgard's hitting me!"
"Dammit, if you Dogheads don't stop fighting, I'm coming back there and kicking you out of the dropship myself!"-Private Dunzen and Lieutenant Thoma, Deadspace
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« Reply #31 on: April 16, 2003, 11:54:10 PM »
"Look, do you want the horrible eldritch beast of madness or not?"-Luc, the Esper

"Uh-oh! Too bad for you! Dwarfmonk's taking off his pants! That means pissed off he be!"-Dwarfmonk, the Dwarven Monk

"If you touch me again, I'll teleport you into low Khoril orbit."-Asherak, Sorceror Extroardinare

"Forgive me, oh great Green God! I have turned Goblins into ash that was not green!"-Blaztik, Priest of the Green God
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« Reply #32 on: April 17, 2003, 10:28:49 AM »
"prepare to lose your 2 best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago!" -Dark Helmet: Spaceballs
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« Reply #33 on: April 17, 2003, 04:17:53 PM »
That one should be in "Favorite Movie Quotes".
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« Reply #34 on: April 17, 2003, 06:38:21 PM »
ya, well I got a little confused.
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« Reply #35 on: December 01, 2003, 09:54:54 PM »
Always remember: the optimal way to kill something is the way which presents least danger to you.

"I was born close to the ground and I will stay close to the ground.  Thank you very much."   - Doublelock, gnomish rogue and kleptomaniac.  Hated heights.

"I like shiny things."  - Doublelock  

"Keep your hands the hell off of my clothes."   - Delia Siannodel, half-elven bard.  She was in the same party as Doublelock, and had silver buttons on her clothes.  No more explanation required, I should hope.

"Don't make me call a lightning bolt down on your ass."  - Merrinjal, Vah Shir shaman  (Vah Shir are cat people, if you didn't know)  She didn't have much patience, and the enchanter annoyed her more than he did everyone else.

"What's this barrel full of? Oh, it's beer.  I guess I could pour it out..."
"BLASPHEMY!"    - Monk and Alex the Dwarven cleric

"Sixty damage."
"It says ouch."
"I'm thinking we should run away now."     - Dwarf paladin and GM

"I'll have one of those!"
"Uh, Cinnamon, that just put two dwarves on the floor."     - Cinnameron the gnomish enchanter and Merrinjal.  Cinnameron was overfond of alcohol.  Upon reaching a tavern, the dwarves ordered the strongest thing available, and after one drink, they passed out.  And, added note, we could never remember his name, so we always called him Cinnamon.

"I eat it."    - Levi, the Ixxar monk  (Ixxar are lizard people)  If it was organic and not moving, he'd eat it.  Sometimes he wasn't that picky.

"You is an ugly."  - a very, very stupid orc, who mistook a human rogue for an orc

"I throw the gnome."  - Willa Killsmash, barbarian warrior/shaman.  She said that more often than you would expect.  

"It's not that big of a deal.  If we run into something that'll stomp us, we just gate the hell out of here, and come back later."
"I can't gate."
"... Sucks to be you, then."   - Gnome enchanter and Sasha the human thief

"Hey, if we're in a publicly accessible prison, my dad's a freaking pirate."   - Sasha

"I fail to see why you need a thief."
"We wanted your father, not you."
"Take it up with the Freeport City Gaurd."  - Sasha and the mayor of a halfling town

"Oh lovely.  Here we are, trying to stop someone that the gods themselves fear."  - Sasha
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« Reply #36 on: December 04, 2003, 09:09:35 PM »
"Remember, the best solution to any problem is to throw it."
"Oh, okay."
--Later--
"The Imperial's slaves are cowering on the floor. When you look at them, they hide their faces."
"I throw them!" -Luc, the Esper

"Dwarfmonk no gots a Storm Fang! Why Dwarfmonk doesn't have a Storm Fang he don't? Dwarfmonk needs his insurance!" -Dwarfmonk, the Dwarven Monk

"Get back, Dwarfmonk! This is MY STORM FANG!" -Asherak, Sorceror Extraordinare

"I pick it up and shout 'Look what I found!'"
"I'll go check it out."
"He's holding some sort of egg. It's black and iridescent, and it's steaming."
"Oh, gods. Luc, what have I told you about picking up strange eggs?" -Luc the Esper, Asherak, Sorceror Extraordinare, and GM
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« Reply #37 on: December 04, 2003, 09:26:32 PM »
This is a series of quotes from everybody's favorite invincible orc, Grob!

"Grob cold!"
--Turns head to reveal giant sword sticking through his eye--
"Er...Grob, are you feeling allright?"
"NO! Grob just said he is cold! Why you no get it?!" -Grob and Gladfield the Halfling.

"Grob falliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!" -Grob falling off a mountain.

"Why you still staring at Grob?! Grob no like! MAKE GROB MAD!" -Grob getting mad.

"Grob found cave, but little man no get cave because little man is STUPID!" -Grob finding a warm cave to sleep in.
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« Reply #38 on: December 05, 2003, 06:56:44 PM »
DM:"There's a small 3 foot tall pyrimid 100 yards away, you notice that there are 4 different symbols on the sides. What do you do?"
Tod:" Do I recognize any of the symbols?"
DM:"Yes, the cleric wears on of the symbols on a chain around his neck"
Vlad:"I pick up the cleric and toss him head first into that side of the pyrimid."
DM:"Congradulations you have just suceeded in pissing off the cleric!"
(or something like that, it was too long ago but we all laughed and such)

Brother Brotha':"Praise be to... (brotha' searches for a specific religous symbol that hangs from his neck) uhhh... THIS ONE!"

(Brother Brotha has like 50+ symbols that hang from his neck and he's always praying to one of them.)
"Look at me I'm Daniel Boone, I'm a big man,
I'm a big man with a gun! Bang! Bang! Now I'm
Pat Boone Gonna have a Christmas Special."

"My dad always said measure twice cut once."
"My dad always said Cleveland Jr. quit jumping on the bed!"

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« Reply #39 on: December 06, 2003, 01:57:18 AM »
From Dragon Magazine:

Darkmantle Barbarian: Door! (Fails to bash open door) Not door?
If they cannot smoke cigars in heaven, I shall not go.
                               -Mark Twain

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« Reply #40 on: December 06, 2003, 10:17:22 AM »
vlad tepes "i throw the drow"
                  "or cleric"
                  "or paldin"
Shoot 'em all. Let God sort 'em out later.

p.s. i hate paladins

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« Reply #41 on: January 18, 2004, 02:25:03 PM »
In the course of our adventures, we encountered a massive black dragon who pissed us off mightily.  So we spent a good deal of time trying to come up with a plan to kill him (and incidently take his stuff).  We found a neat thing called a coup de grace, which means that if you attack something that's helpless, you automatically have a critical.  So the gnomish enchanter had a special pickaxe made which he then buffed up.  The party consisted of him, an Ixxar monk with nine attacks a round, two dwarves (a cleric and a paladin), and a Vah Shir beastlord with a penchant for lightning bolts.  We eventually came up to the dragon, and wanted to kick his ass.  Transcript follows.

Round 1:
*GM pulls out a handful of d10s, counts them, and pulls out more*
Gnome:I mes him.  (This particular variant of mesmerisation that he was using had a hellacious save and lasted for 24 hours, or until damage was dealt.)
GM: He's mesed.  You're out of inititave now.
Monk: Hey, gimme that dragon-slaying pickaxe.
Cleric:  Is there anything else we want to do, because once we hit, he's unmesed.
Gnome: I have enough mana to do it again.
Vah Shir: Well, is there any spells you can cast that'll lower his resistance?  (We had tried this once before, and found out he had a severe damage reduction going.)
*Gnome casts the appropriate spells*
Paladin: Hey why don't we all coup de grace him?
GM: You can do that.
*much dice rolling and adding*
Monk: Okay, total, we do 749 damage.
GM:  You all just pummel the hell out of him.  He's dead.

Total loot recovered: Hella lot, plus various useful bits of dragon, and some rewards from the other dragons nearby.  Total time actually in combat, not counting adding up damage: Five minutes.  Total damage to party: Nada.
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« Reply #42 on: January 20, 2004, 02:30:48 PM »
A little off the subject, I have to second CP's opinion on the BOF series and as to all of you who didn't know about ones beyond the second HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK, FOR CHRIST SAKE MAN! o, yeah favorite quotes, mine would have to be one from tales of phantasia

"Truly, if their is evil in this world,
it rest in the heart of mankind"  -Tornix D. Morrison

Also a little off the subject. The dwarf conspiracy was always a laugh, UNTIL YOU USED IT ON EVERY CHARACTER EVER MADE!!!
the road keeps on telling me to go on

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« Reply #43 on: January 20, 2004, 04:22:33 PM »
Actually, I never used it on any of your characters.
And in any case, it always makes me and Buddy laugh.
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« Reply #44 on: January 20, 2004, 05:12:13 PM »
"You open the door. Inside, there is mage paste."
- GM in a Shadowrun game after my previously mentioned Hermetic mage failed to take control of someone elses elemental.
Much later in the game, after said mage had become an NPC:
"First on radar, then by eye, you see an enormous plane fly overhead. It drops an L-shaped tetris brick. Following shortly behind the brick is a woman with a flaming sword and a twelve foot wingspan. She appears to be wearing a toga and a halo."

"... You owe me hazard pay today. By contract, that's triple."
- Reno the Mercenary, looking at a charging Outsider.

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« Reply #45 on: January 20, 2004, 07:16:29 PM »
BTW, Ria, it's Iksar, nae Ixxar.  :wink:

As it stands right now, one of my current favorite quotes results from a semi-RP conversation my girlfriend and I had involving a story we're both involved in making.

"Oh, come on! Jedi are just crappy mages with shiny force swords! Gandalf would lay waste to them!"
"I grab the sword!"
"Mmkay, you're dead."
"What!?"
"You just grabbed the sword of the god you were just personally responsible for banishing from the world for the next ten thousand years. You just got zapped by around a billion volts of Angry Divine Power. You're dead."

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« Reply #46 on: January 21, 2004, 02:20:34 PM »
Off the subject, YES YOU HAVE USED IT ON ALL MY CHARACTERS! um quotes quotes, o heres one
"without any evil their would be no good."
the road keeps on telling me to go on

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« Reply #47 on: January 26, 2004, 02:00:37 PM »
Here is another favorite quote of mine from dynasty warriors 3
"I defeated an officer" -zhange he
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« Reply #48 on: February 08, 2004, 12:14:57 PM »
Quotes from a Vampire LARP I play in.

"Your Obfuscating privileges have been revoked."  - said by my character to a Semedi vampire after he unsuccessfully tried to feed on a cop in public.  He had jumped him out of Obfuscate (an invisibility-like power).

"I'm sorry, officer.  My... friend hasn't had his medication."
"Obvi-[expletive deleted]-ously!"  My char again, trying to salvage the situation with the cop in question.
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« Reply #49 on: February 08, 2004, 07:23:32 PM »
"Large posters of your naked assault on Sir Lancelot are used to advertise the next year's Freeform Tourney, bearing the catchprase: 'No Prohibitions!'" - A complex situation in a tournament in which my completely naked character defeated a knight in full, heavily ensorceled, armor. Losing my clothes was -not- part of the plan, but it did give me one monster of a rep.