...That's believable, Rita, because we all know sanity is a quantum-level state. Innocence... It might be, also, in which case my tendency to be in a typically Uncertain state might well mean I'm Possibly Insane and Possibly Innocent. Hmm. Food for thought.
Anyhow!
Greetings and welcome to the Citadel.
Mind the stables over there, that's actually my lair (the pet peeves in the back only bite if you annoy them).
Doughnut?
*insert visual of a large, crimson-brown-mottled dragon with silvery highlighting offering a sackful of doughnuts about*