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« on: October 23, 2005, 05:39:22 PM »
Yep, once again the fluctuations of Real Life have caused me to reappear.

So.

How is everyone?
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« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2005, 05:54:10 PM »
Yahooooo.

I was wondering what that shadow was that eclipsed the sun.

Warm welcomes back to our resident dragon!!

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« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2005, 06:14:58 PM »
Y'know, there's something kinda cool about the fact that, even after as long as I've been absent, I'm still the resident dragon.

Doughnuts, anyone?
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« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2005, 09:15:51 PM »
Hey, Kassil!
How's it goin'?
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« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2005, 04:39:27 AM »
It is going. I'm not sure where it's going, why it's going there, how it plans to get there, who else is along for the ride, what it intends to do afterwards, or when it'll arrive wherever it's headed, but it is very definitely going.

...I have this incredible urge to start a 'fnord is' game.
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« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2005, 07:26:25 AM »
Hello Kassil, long time no post.

Nice to see you again!
Do not correct me, I know I am wrong.

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« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2005, 11:07:23 AM »
Hey, Manfred. Good to see you.

*offers doughnuts all around*
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« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2005, 05:02:51 PM »
Hello! I'm Stephanie, AKA DragonRhapsody. I'm new but welcome back to the forums! *is here for the donuts*

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« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2005, 05:23:53 PM »
Greetings. I do trust the dragon your title says you're a rider of is letting you do so voluntarily?

*offers the box of doughnuts*
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« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2005, 08:52:57 PM »
Ohh, that's where the doughnuts are coming from!

I'm Wogden, AKA Wogden, AKA Boss Hamster, AKA the Pastry King. In the scheme of the universe, I'm very new indeed - but so are you then, which nullifies my argument. I need a doughnut.
There is very, very good reason why I believe Life to be a gummy bear, but the exact wording of it escapes me at present. It was something about sugar, anyway.

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« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2005, 10:49:24 PM »
Ah, but as the Bodhologists say, this universe is nothing but red dust. So you and I and Kassil are all simultaneously the greatest and the most worthless in this endless world of nothing at all.
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« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2005, 11:16:25 PM »
Mm, see I'm afraid I shall have to offer a rebuttal to your ludicrous postulation.

If, as these Bodhologists attest, the universe is indeed made entirely of miniscule particles of a crimson hue, then would you care to offer an explanation of the respective existences of the myriad other hues of the electromagnetic spectrum visible and invisible to the human eye? Simply hallucinations? Common sense dictates that reds together do not form other, different colours. I simply cannot stomach a theory that denies the existence of blue and yellow! I like the other colours too much.
There is very, very good reason why I believe Life to be a gummy bear, but the exact wording of it escapes me at present. It was something about sugar, anyway.

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« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2005, 04:51:52 AM »
Actually, I'm not new at all. I'm just suffering from Hesienburg Internet Syndrome. Sometimes I'm here, sometimes I'm not, and you can never predict which will be the case! I'm just now back from an unfortunately extended absence, but I still seem to be titled as the Resident Dragon. ;)
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"Mmkay, you're dead."
"What!?"
"You just grabbed the sword of the god you were just personally responsible for banishing from the world for the next ten thousand years. You just got zapped by around a billion volts of Angry Divine Power. You're dead."

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« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2005, 07:36:10 AM »
Aaaah, if it isn't my dear friend Kassil! It just so happens that I am in need of a fresh supply of dragon scales and wing membrane for my latest idea! Now, bieng the caring, giving creature that you are, I'm sure you wouldn't mind donating a few to my cause...?

Shadoweagle reaches into his robes, withdrawing a rusty dagger, complete with dried bloodstains and archaic runes etched on the edge of it. He looks hungrily at Kassils' wings...
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« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2005, 12:01:23 PM »
...You know, you'll just break that thing trying, There's a reason I've lasted as long as I have, and it isn't all cunning, skill, and overwhelming power. That all doesn't help much when one of your closest companion has a habit of levelling town, cities, moutain, countryside, and ontinents if he can get away with it.
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"What!?"
"You just grabbed the sword of the god you were just personally responsible for banishing from the world for the next ten thousand years. You just got zapped by around a billion volts of Angry Divine Power. You're dead."

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« Reply #15 on: October 26, 2005, 04:46:05 PM »
Red dust is figurative, man, figurative.
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« Reply #16 on: October 26, 2005, 05:38:32 PM »
You're figurative! :x *sits in a corner and nurses his pride*
There is very, very good reason why I believe Life to be a gummy bear, but the exact wording of it escapes me at present. It was something about sugar, anyway.

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« Reply #17 on: October 26, 2005, 08:39:36 PM »
Perhaps I am... Perhaps I am.

*fades away into nothingness*
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« Reply #18 on: October 26, 2005, 09:10:26 PM »
"The more precisely
the POSITION is determined,
the less precisely
the MOMENTUM is known"

Although that sounds like me. Just when I figure everything out what I am doing, my motivation starts to lack. The solving of the puzzle is the drive, the rest is grunt work.

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« Reply #19 on: October 26, 2005, 09:43:21 PM »
Hey Captain Penguin. Welcome to Nothingness. If you will come with me I can show you that over here is not a dining room, this is not the study, and the Kitchen is not over there. Please feel free to help yourself to anything that isn't inside where the fridge should not be.

A couple house rules however. Only invite one friend over with you at a time, and try not to go insane. The last guy went insane here and made a real mess.
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« Reply #20 on: October 27, 2005, 03:53:44 PM »
Quote from: "Kassil"
Greetings. I do trust the dragon your title says you're a rider of is letting you do so voluntarily?

*offers the box of doughnuts*


Absolutely, Rhapsody is not only a character in my head/stories, but also my 'alter-ego' at times ^__^ We have a great bond!

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« Reply #21 on: October 27, 2005, 04:51:09 PM »
Good, good. One of my greatest pet peeves (see them, there in the back of my stable/lair? It's the one that looks like a komodo dragon...) is when people try to enslave and abuse my cousins.

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Re: The Incredible Heisenberg Dragon!
« Reply #22 on: March 02, 2006, 02:01:43 AM »
Hah!

And just when everyone thought they were safe, I make another flyby!

*drops sacks of doughnuts across the Citadel*
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« Reply #23 on: March 02, 2006, 06:13:12 AM »
D.....Di....D....Did you see something??? I SAW something!?

Mmmmmmmm...doooonuuuuuuuuts.

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Re: The Incredible Heisenberg Dragon!
« Reply #24 on: March 02, 2006, 03:36:48 PM »
*somehow lands stealthily behind Strolen and taps on his shoulder with a talon*

Boo.
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"Mmkay, you're dead."
"What!?"
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