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Dick Cheney:All American Lecher
« on: October 14, 2005, 12:37:43 AM »
Watch the old boy in action.  :wink:


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Dick Cheney:All American Lecher
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2005, 01:38:02 PM »
I'd make the obvious name joke, but I think it's best left unsaid. :wink:
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« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2005, 08:59:55 PM »
Cheney's been above the laws of man and common decency for quite some time.
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« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2005, 10:07:21 PM »
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Cheney's been above the laws of man and common decency for quite some time.


So there's a lot more dirt on the Dirty Old Man,eh?  :wink:
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Dick Cheney:All American Lecher
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2005, 08:35:48 PM »
What's the line about when he was asked why he didn't serve in the military during the conflict between the US & Vietnam?  "I had better things to do," or something along those lines...
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Re: Dick Cheney:All American Lecher
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2005, 06:58:59 PM »
Hah! The way in which he blatantly checks her out is amazing to the point of hilarity. An american hero!
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Re: Dick Cheney:All American Lecher
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2006, 09:19:57 AM »
Well, say whatever you like, but one thing is for sure: The guy knows how to shoot a quale.

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Re: Dick Cheney:All American Lecher
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2006, 09:27:40 AM »
Women, guns, __________...can't wait to see what is next.

He is a man's man!!!!

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Re: Dick Cheney:All American Lecher
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2006, 09:33:34 PM »
So, he is shooting lawyers now.... Oh man, he is running for president next time, isn't he?

That is what I call a cheap PR stunt! :p
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Re: Dick Cheney:All American Lecher
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2006, 10:44:47 PM »
Hey, he shoots lawyers.  He must be a good guy.
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Re: Dick Cheney:All American Lecher
« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2006, 04:09:59 PM »
I am so confused...

It is obvious that Cheney is a vampire that is running the White House by means of vampiric mesmerism, Bush has been completely mind-devoured by Cheney, the rest retain varying amounts of self will.

But he shoots lawyers...

Evil vampire versus Shooting Lawyers



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Re: Dick Cheney:All American Lecher
« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2006, 06:58:12 PM »
Sounds like a great B movie.

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Re: Dick Cheney:All American Lecher
« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2006, 10:13:20 PM »
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Re: Dick Cheney:All American Lecher
« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2006, 12:45:16 AM »
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Re: Dick Cheney:All American Lecher
« Reply #14 on: April 30, 2006, 06:35:09 PM »
It is obvious that Cheney is a vampire

Not even Kaine would be that evil of a Vampire.
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