What is an evening in the tavern without a few (possibly dirty) jokes the people share? Let's get some! Sadly I know only one now...
...there rides the mighty knight, an accomplished dragonslayer, to kill a dragon that ravages the countryside. Coming upon a large hill, he found the opening of the filthy lair, stinking terribly, surrounded by many bones. Preparing his shield and arms, he cried his challenge:
"Come out, you beast and taste my sword, I challenge you to a fight to the death!"
Suddenly the whole mountain shook, and a gigantic head approached from above, speaking:
"INDEED, I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE... BUT WHY ART THOU SHOUTING INTO MY ARSE?"