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manfred:
Yesterday, the 19th of September was the great International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Where's da Captain with the grog, and a mich finer pirate talk than this landlubber?

There be an official website http://www.talklikeapirate.com/ with a grreat translator, and the official Find your inner pirate test. You also be good at http://www.yarr.org.uk/ where you can learn pirate, too!

Maggot:
<font size="+1">You are a Pirate Second Class</font>



<p>Do you remember the last time you took
 a chance? I do. It was when you decided
 to leave the security of your mother's womb
 and headed for the bright light. It's time
 to head for the next bright light, my friend.
 Creativity is not your strong suit. You
 are good at doing what you are told to do
 and that, in itself, is a gift. It's not a
 gift to you, mind you, but rather a gift to
 those who will be there to tell you what
 to do. You like long walks on the beach and
 cuddling, but would never admit that to your  
Guy friends who think you are okay but can't
 always remember your name. Tapioca pudding  
seems a bit extreme for a fellow such as  
yerself, what with all the bumps and stuff.
It's a good thing ye be on a pirate ship,
 otherwise, ye'd would be walkin' because ye be
 positively pedestrian. Have a nice day.<p><p><p><p><p><p></p>


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Ouch. That hurt. A lot.

CaptainPenguin:
D'AAAAAAAAAARRRR!

Chaosmark:
I know the feeling.

<font size="+1">You are a Pirate Second Class</font>


 
<p>Do you remember the last time you took
a chance? I do. It was when you decided
to leave the security of your mother's womb
and headed for the bright light. It's time
to head for the next bright light, my friend.
Creativity is not your strong suit. You
are good at doing what you are told to do
and that, in itself, is a gift. It's not a
gift to you, mind you, but rather a gift to
those who will be there to tell you what
to do. You like long walks on the beach and
cuddling, but would never admit that to your
Guy friends who think you are okay but can't
always remember your name. Tapioca pudding
seems a bit extreme for a fellow such as
yerself, what with all the bumps and stuff.
It's a good thing ye be on a pirate ship,
otherwise, ye'd would be walkin' because ye be
positively pedestrian. Have a nice day.<p><p><p><p><p><p></p>


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Wogden:
... I got the Cap'n, but that's Captain Penguin's job. So I guess I'm Ol' Chummy.

<font size="+1">You are Ol' Chummy</font>



<p>You look old for your age. Hygiene is just that thing that happens to other Pirates. You like what you like. Taking a cannonball to the head in your younger days hasn't helped. Not one to take risks, you enjoy quiet evenings on your bunk. You're a collector. You like things. Not, "nice" things- just things. Some people think of you as a blight on humanity - a carbuncle on the alabaster skin of man. You think of yourself as a swell guy with lots of friend - just the one, but lots of him. If you weren't a pirate, but rather lived in the 21st Century, you would be the kind of guy who has played a computer game for four days without thinking of showering and living solely on Mountain Dew and Cool Ranch Doritos. What you lack in physical attractiveness you more than make up for in interesting skin conditions. What's the upside of all of this? With the Captain's lifestyle, you are likely to be running the ship in a week or two. Ahead! Warp Factor ONE!<p><p><p><p><p><p><p><p></p>


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