I'm Captain Penguin and I've been playing RPGs for about five years now. I started with homemade games and that's usually what I play, along with D&D. I also play some campaigns of White Wolf's fantastic Exalted game.
A penguin approaches you, wearing a tricorner hat with a ridiculously large red plume. He has a bandanna on underneath. He also wears red lensed goggles and an old British Navy admiral's jacket. "Yarr! Mates, I want grog and slop! I want RPGs!!! I want some steaks!"
He sits down in the front row of the movie theater just in time for the opening credits of "Strolen's Citadel: The Idea Guild"