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Offline CaptainPenguin

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Yarr, matey!!
« on: February 24, 2003, 11:52:21 PM »
D'ARR!

I'm Captain Penguin and I've been playing RPGs for about five years now. I started with homemade games and that's usually what I play, along with D&D. I also play some campaigns of White Wolf's fantastic Exalted game.

A penguin approaches you, wearing a tricorner hat with a ridiculously large red plume. He has a bandanna on underneath. He also wears red lensed goggles and an old British Navy admiral's jacket. "Yarr! Mates, I want grog and slop! I want RPGs!!! I want some steaks!"

He sits down in the front row of the movie theater just in time for the opening credits of "Strolen's Citadel: The Idea Guild"
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Yarr, matey!!
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2003, 12:07:34 AM »
...I must say that I'm highly amused by your .sig file...

...Does anyone know why my HP seems to be skyrocketing with each post? Am I merely glitching or something?
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Yarr, matey!!
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2003, 12:09:44 AM »
Go look in the thread "Ideas... etc" at the "RPG Mod: You Likey" part.  Strolen explained it, but I didn't really get it at the time.  You're not glitching though.
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Yarr, matey!!
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2003, 04:07:06 PM »
Yeah. I think HP is your number of posts,  and percentange is the 'posts/days since sign up' at citadel factor thingy. but I'm not sure.
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Re: Yarr, matey!!
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2014, 11:23:27 AM »
Cap'n,

Just how many letters are in the Pi-Rate alphabet?

9

The letter 'A', 'cuz everything starts with 'A'; the letter 'R', 'cuz 'R' follows 'A'; and 'C', 'cuz there are seven 'C's' to sail around.

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Re: Yarr, matey!!
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2015, 05:49:06 AM »
d**n you Eldar! d**n you for making me think Cap'nPeng'n was back!  :penguin:
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Re: Yarr, matey!!
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2015, 07:54:07 PM »
Maybe He'll hear this summons and come back...

*Shrugs*

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Re: Yarr, matey!!
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2015, 06:04:22 PM »
Better yet, if everybody who misses the Cap'n were to message him, perhaps he'll return just to see what all the squaaking is about...

;)

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Re: Yarr, matey!!
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2015, 06:52:43 PM »
Maybe it is time to do Part Deux of internet stalking and see if we can find him again in RL. Nothing better than random folks from the past finding where you are and emailing your new personal email account demanding you return.

What could go wrong?

I'm doing it....(which means asking AG to do it of course)

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Re: Yarr, matey!!
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2015, 06:53:29 PM »
Will try and find Ra too while I am at it. Need some deep, nonsensical redundant nonsense again I think.

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Re: Yarr, matey!!
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2015, 07:20:04 PM »
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I'm doing it....(which means asking AG to do it of course)

we already found CP, remember? :P

And CALLED his house, and chatted with some family member or other lol...and befriended him on fb  (but still only silence)
« Last Edit: January 13, 2015, 07:34:19 PM by Murometz »
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Triumph of the Dungeon Master!

Ah, how I have come to love that sense of accomplishment and victory that I get when I pull the wool over the eyes of a clever player character. What DM Triumphs have you had?

Some of mine:
1. Finally killing an incredibly powerful, lucky, annoying player's character.
2. Finally achieving a TPK (Total Party Kill)
3. Finally achieving a TPK using only traps
4. Finally working out how to make it so that d**n wizard doesn't steal the spotlight all the d**n time.

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Re: Yarr, matey!!
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2015, 08:51:38 PM »
Time for a field trip then.

And I do remember, didn't remember that we got that far though.

:)

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Re: Yarr, matey!!
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2015, 02:35:08 PM »
They didn't leave with 'bad blood' on their hands, did they ? O.o

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Re: Yarr, matey!!
« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2015, 04:27:16 AM »
Oh man... If Ra comes back i'm gonna need something stronger than this Cider i'm drinking to kill my brain.

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