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Offline Lord jackal

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« on: June 07, 2005, 02:04:43 PM »
Hello everyone at Strolens I would like to introduce myself.

I am the Lord Jackal and I am relatively new to Strolens.

I have been here a few times to see your idea because I have heard that this website is a great reference and just a good place to hang out and talk about RP'ing.  Hope to be here for awhile and learn a lot.  

See you all around

~Lord Jackal~
"Run you fool!  Before you feel the fury of the jackals!"

"Now why should I do that?"

"How should I know?  He said so!"

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"What?"

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« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2005, 02:51:07 PM »
Now, which way to the Tavern?  

Huh, Huh?

Come on you now you wanna tell me...

Fine...*takes out flask, glug, glug, glug, glug, CRASH*

G'night.
"Run you fool!  Before you feel the fury of the jackals!"

"Now why should I do that?"

"How should I know?  He said so!"

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"What?"

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« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2005, 03:47:13 PM »
Quote from: "Lord jackal"
Now, which way to the Tavern?  

Huh, Huh?

Come on you now you wanna tell me...

Fine...*takes out flask, glug, glug, glug, glug, CRASH*

G'night.


Aleft, a right, a left, a left, a right, a left, go around in circles for a bit, and your there!

How goes it?

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« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2005, 07:21:27 AM »
It goes pretty good,... but I think I may have a hangover from that last adventure.    

.........argh........yep its a hangover.

*CRASH*

How are you?
"Run you fool!  Before you feel the fury of the jackals!"

"Now why should I do that?"

"How should I know?  He said so!"

*Guy in the Corner tip-toes away with an evil grin*

"What?"

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« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2005, 08:39:47 AM »
Quote from: "Lord jackal"
It goes pretty good,... but I think I may have a hangover from that last adventure.    

.........argh........yep its a hangover.

*CRASH*

How are you?


Har har! You can't get ye flask!!

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« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2005, 09:01:28 AM »
AWWWWW.... where'd you take me flask.....please give me flask back.......pwwwwwweeeeeeeeaaaaaaaasee?????

*sniff sniff*
"Run you fool!  Before you feel the fury of the jackals!"

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"How should I know?  He said so!"

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« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2005, 11:45:56 AM »
*Pieh jumps up on the nearest table and starts to dance and sing!*

                  Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
                      Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
               Drink and the devil had done for the rest
                     Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

                 The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike
                  The bosun brained with a marlinspike
                 And cookey's throat was marked belike
                  It had been gripped by fingers ten;
                 And there they lay, all good dead men
                   Like break o'day in a boozing ken
                     Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

                   Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark
                     Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
              Dead and be d**ned and the rest gone whist!
                     Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

                  The skipper lay with his nob in gore
              Where the scullion's axe his cheek had shore
               And the scullion he was stabbed times four
                And there they lay, and the soggy skies
                    Dripped down in up-staring eyes
                    In murk sunset and foul sunrise
                     Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

                   Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark
                     Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
                  Ten of the crew had the murder mark!
                     Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

               'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
                  Or a yawing hole in a battered head
               And the scuppers' glut with a rotting red
                 And there they lay, aye, d**n my eyes
                         Looking up at paradise
                    All souls bound just contrawise
                     Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

                    Fifteen men of 'em good and true
                     Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
             Ev'ry man jack could ha' sailed with Old Pew,
                     Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

                There was chest on chest of Spanish gold
                 With a ton of plate in the middle hold
                  And the cabins riot of stuff untold,
                 And they lay there that took the plum
            With sightless glare and their lips struck dumb
               While we shared all by the rule of thumb,

                     Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
                   Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
                      Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
               Drink and the devil had done for the rest
                     Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

                 We wrapped 'em all in a mains'l tight
                With twice ten turns of a hawser's bight
                And we heaved 'em over and out of sight,
                With a Yo-Heave-Ho! and a fare-you-well
                And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell
                 Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell,
                     Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

                     A flimsy girl on a bunker cot
             With a dirk slit sheer through the bosom spot
                And the lace stiff dry in a purplish rot
                    Oh was she wench or was she jade
                   Or was she just a shuddering maid?
               She dared the knife and she took the blade
                     Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

*Pieh fall off the table, exhausted.*
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« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2005, 11:50:37 AM »
*Looks down....now who's going to entertain the tavern.... :?

*Does a little jig...*

...No... :cry:
"Run you fool!  Before you feel the fury of the jackals!"

"Now why should I do that?"

"How should I know?  He said so!"

*Guy in the Corner tip-toes away with an evil grin*

"What?"

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« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2005, 11:56:13 AM »
*Pieh rolls around on the floor*

"Hey! A Copper piece!"
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« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2005, 11:58:59 AM »
*Checks pockets....*

Wait I have no money anyway...

*continues jig*

Pass me flask....glug, glug, glug, glug
"Run you fool!  Before you feel the fury of the jackals!"

"Now why should I do that?"

"How should I know?  He said so!"

*Guy in the Corner tip-toes away with an evil grin*

"What?"

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« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2005, 12:06:20 PM »
"Barkeep! What can I get for a COPPER PIECE!?!"
*stands up*  
*looks around*
*dashes out of the tavern, wondering how he got in.*
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« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2005, 05:03:02 PM »
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*Checks pockets....*

Wait I have no money anyway...

*continues jig*

Pass me flask....glug, glug, glug, glug


YOU CAN'T GET YE FLASK!

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Where did I put that?
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2005, 09:43:19 PM »
*Pieh looks around outside.*
"Where am I?..."
*Looks up at the tavern name.*
"The Green Whistle?!?" Where am I?"
*Goes back inside as it starts to rain.*
"Oh well, I guess I better make the best of it."
*Takes a seat by the bar. Looks around.*
"Hi. I'm Pieh, Grand Master of Flowers. Welcome Lord Jackal."
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« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2005, 10:30:10 AM »
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*Checks pockets....*

Wait I have no money anyway...

*continues jig*

Pass me flask....glug, glug, glug, glug


YOU CAN'T GET YE FLASK!



Your Meeeeaaaaaannnnnn!  *sniff sniff, pouting face*

Meh  *does a jig anyway*
"Run you fool!  Before you feel the fury of the jackals!"

"Now why should I do that?"

"How should I know?  He said so!"

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Har!
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2005, 01:40:47 PM »
Beware of the  :pixie: and the  :hyper:
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Re: Har!
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2005, 02:29:32 PM »
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Beware of the  :pixie: and the  :hyper:

 
Especially :hyper:

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« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2005, 02:31:39 PM »
I believe this has gone on too long...

Prepare to be moved to the Cavern of Inane Natter!
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« Reply #17 on: June 09, 2005, 02:47:27 PM »
Will we be flying there? How does that work? I'm a little confused.
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« Reply #18 on: June 10, 2005, 11:32:56 AM »
Instant transportation Pieh. :P

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* whoosh *
« Reply #19 on: June 10, 2005, 11:43:35 AM »
That's so cool, I can't wait to be instantly transported! I hope it dosn't hurt, will I be unscathed by the process? Oh, my, now I'm worried... What if I lose my face? Not that it's a good face.. I'd still hate to lose it.. Oh, dear..
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